Tag Archives: Fruit of the Loom

How The Hell Did I Miss Out On “No Pants” Day!

Ya know, being a short person, just slightly above the “dwarf” stage, (5’4″) I have suffered my entire life with trying to get pants that fit me. They just do not make clothes for short people like me. Yep, they … Continue reading

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Antny Is Baaaaaaaaaaaaack! Well, um….so is his weiner. Or is it wiener?

New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner held a press conference on Tuesday to explain the latest revelations about his wiener. Which basically was that he may or may not have continued to show off his wiener as late as this … Continue reading

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I Must Be Getting Old. These Sex Tips Just Don’t Cut It.

You know you’re getting old when you come across a web site that lists 20 things to enhance your sex life and out of the 2o suggestions the only one that makes any sense is “talk dirty,” which I do anyway, … Continue reading

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The Wienermobile Is 75 Years Old

No, I’m not talking about Anthony Weiner’s mobile, which is younger, and still might be somewhat mobile.  Depends entirely on what Antny is doing these days with HIS wiener. I’m talking about the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile that’s shaped like a … Continue reading

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