Tag Archives: Fox News

O.J. Simpson Just Can’t Stop Breaking The law

It’s totally disgusting I tell ya….totally disgusting. Here’s a guy in jail for major crimes and now he gets caught stealing over a dozen oatmeal cookies. Obviously this guy is looking to do some really hard time with that offense. … Continue reading

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There’s Officially “Internet Addiction.” OMG!!!! Do I Need Help?

Somehow I knew it was gonna come to this. A hospital in Pennsylvania has opened the country’s first inpatient treatment program for people who have an addiction to the Internet according to a news release by “Fox News,” who also … Continue reading

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Sex Scandals. HEY! It’s All Women’s Fault For Cripes Sake!

Look, ya can’t go around blaming men for getting involved in all these sex scandals. Sure, blame Anthony Weiner for showing his wiener on the Internet and Twittering it all over the place. Blame Bill Clinton for freeing little Willie … Continue reading

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FINALLY! The Purrfect Candidate.

I’ve always said that if animals could run for office we’d be a lot better off considering the present animals we have in office can’t be tamed. Or trained to use a litter box or poop in the woods. Although … Continue reading

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Things That Drive Me Absolutely Nuts.* (*This has nothing to do with peanuts.)

Every once in a while my demented mind goes into overload. When that happens I have to take a day off, have my doc adjust my medications, take a stiff shot of Jack Daniels and go back to my blog … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin: Open Mouth….Insert Foot.

I’m not arguing the point that Ms. Palin doesn’t have the right to say what she thinks. Just as the 2nd amendment guarantees the right for every American citizen to arm bears, we also have the right to freedom of … Continue reading

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New Yorkers Fighting To Keep Their Pigs…..um, the four legged kind.

Not that they don’t have a problem keeping the two-legged kind, (pigs) as well, but I guess New Yorker’s are more worried about the four-legged kind more than the two-legged kind. Besides, if you have a two-legged pig, male or female, of the human type, you actually … Continue reading

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