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Celebrating Memorial Day. And Then, (sigh) I Get Off The Beaten Path….(sorry)

I’ve said many times, I have a short attention span. Comes with being short. Which I guess is where that “short attention span” phrase came from in the first place. Anyhow, bare, um, sorry, bear with me. The “Bare” comes … Continue reading

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The Perfect Age For A Woman Is 53. REALLY!

According to a New York City psychotherapist, one of those people who therapists you when you’re in need of being therapisted, the perfect age for a woman is 53. Which obviously is gonna make a lot of lounge lizards, both … Continue reading

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OK….So Now It’s Another Giant Thingy…..Mega Mosquitos…OMG!!!!

You all know I just love freaking you out with giant mega man-eating creatures that I come across in the news. It’s just one of my favorite things to do. So, that said, today’s giant freakin’ mega thingy that’s gonna … Continue reading

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While We’re At It….Lets Nail Obama For This Stuff Too.

I’ve become very suspicious of our government ever since all of these scandals have come to light. Now that there are investigations going on in Washington, I think it’s about time we have Congress delve into a lot of other … Continue reading

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OMG!!!! Now It’s Giant Freakin’ Snails!!! Reallllllllly Biggggggggggg S-S-S-nails!!

This giant creature stuff is getting waaaay outta hand. First of all, last month you may recall that I wrote about the government spending $800,000 researching why snails have sex. (refer to blog archives 3/29/13 My question is……why the hell … Continue reading

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Killer Bees Attack Florida Workers. Here’s The Buzz On This Stinging Story

I’m tellin’ ya, you just can’t go anywhere these days without the fear of being attacked. Homeland Security is busy watching airlines and the people who board planes, but do ya think they’re watching rubbish piles for terrorists? NO! Obviously … Continue reading

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Reflections On The Election: Subtitled….”WTF!”

Ok, it’s over and done. Yet, there are a few areas which I would like to reflect upon today. First and foremost, the national idiot. Or as I like to refer to him as, “The National Court Jester.” None other … Continue reading

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Is It Time For Florida To Secede From The Union….I Mean….WTF Floridians!

OK….we’ve all heard the one liner about Florida being, “God’s Waiting Room” when it comes to the number of retired seniors living there. If you’ve got “one foot on a banana peel, the other one in the grave” you’re just … Continue reading

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The Nine States Deciding The Election Is Now Down To 7. WTF Happened To The Other Two?

Shocked I tell ya. Shocked. That was my reaction to discovering that instead of those original nine states I reported in my 8/8/12 blog that would decide the presidential election, two do not count anymore. Actually I said WTF! It … Continue reading

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9 States Will Decide The Presidential Election. Can we sell the rest on eBay?

Hey! I’m all for making a few bucks on eBay.¬†With¬†those nine states deciding the presidential election the other 41 states really don’t matter, along with the gazillion other people living there, who would just be wasting their time going to … Continue reading

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