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I Am The Messenger: And Today’s Message Is, Stock Up On Vodka

Yep, it’s my job, I being the messenger, to scour the Internet and find things that are of cutting edge importance and then pass it on to all of you so that your lives will be enhanced by learning new … Continue reading

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HEY! My Turkey’s Drunk! Hmmmm, great time to take advantage of it.

Like I’ve always said, if you wanna take advantage of someone, get them drunk first. The same applies to anyone wanting to have their Thanksgiving turkey cooperate with them. Yep, why wrestle with a damn turkey when ya can get … Continue reading

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Drunk, *Hic… Dial Congress. Hey….drinks for EVERYBODY!

Pissed off at Congress? Feel totally helpless about the situation in Washington? Unable to take a trip to D.C. or buy any tar and feathers? Fear not fellow helpless peons. A new web site now allows you to call those … Continue reading

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