Tag Archives: Dracula

“Snaggletooth.” Get Ready….It’s The New Craze.

Just to clarify things here folks, “Snaggletooth,” this new craze I’m about to enlighten you about has nothing to do with “Snaggletooth” the dog. (below) It has everything to do with actually having a “snaggletooth,” which is a tooth, which, … Continue reading

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Breaking News: It’s OK To Fart If You’re A Federal Employee (This is NOT A “PEW Research” poll)

You know it’s gotta be a slow day at the Associated Press newsroom when one of the top stories of the day reads, “Federal Agency Retracts Flatulence Reprimand.” Otherwise known as retracting a fart. And,¬†you already know that there’s no … Continue reading

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YES! I Could Run For A Political Office. BUT….I’d Have To Resign Shortly Thereafter.*

OUCH!!!! *Today’s MisfitWisdom¬†blog is a reprise from January 31, 2010. No, I wasn’t too lazy to write a fresh blog today, but I spent 8 wrenching hours in an ER yesterday and by the time I got back to my … Continue reading

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