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Corporations Are People Too. Which Is Why “These” Corporate Logos Should be Used

I always have a soft spot in my heart for corporations. But, I’ve since had a couple of medical stints put in to correct that problem. I feel much better. But, ever since Mitt Romney coined that phrase, “Corporations Are … Continue reading

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#!&$#!#@! Computers. And…….Powerball dreams.

Yep, another lazy Saturday morning where I sit down to write yet another inane blog. The problem is that today my ancient computer from hell mostly refuses to cooperate with my commands. Which is, “Blow up you motherf****r for once … Continue reading

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Things That Drive Me Absolutely Nuts.* (*This has nothing to do with peanuts.)

Every once in a while my demented mind goes into overload. When that happens I have to take a day off, have my doc adjust my medications, take a stiff shot of Jack Daniels and go back to my blog … Continue reading

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It Was Either Writing About Big Boobs, Or, Small Cars. I Went With The Cars….(sigh)

I really just got over boobed this week folks. If that’s at all possible for ANY male slug. But, I figured I’d lay off the big boob story this time and concentrate on boobs…um…I mean small cars. HEY! It’s not … Continue reading

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Phil Spector, Musical Genius………..Now A Spectacle

  In 1958 I was a mere innocent child. As I recall, at age 16, somewhat innocent. Ok…Ok…so I wasn’t THAT innocent…cripes…cut me some slack here. I’m trying to write a story about music producer Phil Spector, who, as we … Continue reading

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Nothing Like A “What People Earn” Article In Parade Magazine To Make You Feel Worthless

Every year “Parade Magazine” feels that it’s necessary to print a list of what people across the U.S. earn. Which is great if you ever gave a rats ass about who’s making more money than you. And, you wanna feel … Continue reading

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Crime Runs Rampant At The Scooter Store…No Seniors Injured In FBI Raid

You may have missed this late breaking story if you were in the garage doing maintenance on your scooter from “The Scooter Store.” As many seniors with scooters do on the weekends. Especially the week before Social Security checks arrive. … Continue reading

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Opinions Are Like A**holes. Everybody Has One…sooooo, here’s mine.

Yes, this is a true proven fact. If you have an a**hole, SHAZAM!…..you have an opinion and must share it with everyone so that a number of people will in turn say to themselves, “Hey, this guy does have an … Continue reading

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How Rich People Think. Unlike the rest of us who just say DUH!

Have you ever wondered how rich people think? That is if they actually do any thinking, because most of the time they hire people, like us, to do their thinking for them. AND….if we’re, (us low life peons) not around … Continue reading

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Ukraine Says That Sponge Bob Square Pants is Gay. OMG!!!!

I’m tellin’ ya, I’ve really gotta stop reading stories that come out of these foreign countries. Yesterday it was about “Pussy Riot” the punk rock group in jail for protesting in a Russian cathedral, and now it’s some nut case … Continue reading

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