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Is It Time For Florida To Secede From The Union….I Mean….WTF Floridians!

OK….we’ve all heard the one liner about Florida being, “God’s Waiting Room” when it comes to the number of retired seniors living there. If you’ve got “one foot on a banana peel, the other one in the grave” you’re just … Continue reading

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If You Are 50 Or Younger: DO “NOT” READ THIS BLOG!* I Warned Ya.

*(DISCLAIMER)  MisfitWisdom takes absolutely no responsibility for anyone who reads today’s blog and: 1. Becomes violently ill. 2. Has recurring nightmares for the rest of their lives. 3. Calls Sarah Palin and begs her to bring up the “death panel” … Continue reading

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OMG!!! Now It’s A Giant Rat!

I was just getting over writing that blog about that huge Titanoboa snake on display in New York, and of course still feeling a bit sad that Jon Voight got eaten up by an Anaconda, when I came across yet … Continue reading

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The MisfitWisdom Repore’…..(sorry Steven)

IT’S THE MISFITWISDOM REPORE’ FROM COMEDY CENTRAL….WITH YOUR HOST……MISFIT!! (audience applauds) Thank you, thank you…..you’re all just too wonderful…… Tonight on the Misfit Repore’………….. Does Donald Trump Suck On Lemons……..if he doesn’t, then his lips are deformed….. “Catherine Zeta Jones … Continue reading

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