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Very Soon My Television Set Will Be Turned Into A Planter In My Yard

Very soon I will be suffering from a condition I call, “NWWOFTVS.” (Nothing Worth Watching On F**king TV Syndrome”) I suspect there will be a new medical profession catering to those of us who suffer from this condition. Or a … Continue reading

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HEY! Have I Got Two Great Start Up Business Ideas!!! You’ll Make Millions!!!!!!

  Everybody wants to start their own business. Which is why there’s a magazine called “Entrepreneur Magazine.” It lists all kinds of ideas for anyone who wants to go into business for themselves. If, of course, you have a few … Continue reading

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The Assassination of “Ham Rove” by Stephen Colbert

Karl Rove, for which the famous song, “Rove Rove Rove Your Boat” was created, “hammed” it up in an interview with Kaye Foley, (no relation to Red Foley) on ABC’s Otus. One of the subjects was “Comedy Central’s” Stephen Colbert’s depiction … Continue reading

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How To Save A Buck. Subtitled: Look Ma, I’m A Kleptomaniac.

I’m all for saving a few bucks to make ends meet. But I don’t go off the radical deep end doing it. Yeah sure, I swipe a few extra “Splendas” here and there, maybe even some extra napkins. But only … Continue reading

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Is It The “AFLAC” Duck That’s Sick, or Is It “Ben Aflac”?

Rumors all over the Internet abound, as abounding goes, that either the “AFLAC” duck is sick or its Ben AFLAC. Or is it Ben Afflack. Um…..maybe I’m mistaken here….hold on a sec. Ohhhhh. Sorry folks. Ben’s name is spelled Affleck. … Continue reading

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Eat A Bug and Die. OMG! Jiminy Cricket….Say It Ain’t So!!!!!

By now you’ve all read the story of a guy who ate a bunch of bugs and then died. It hasn’t been determined as of yet as to if the actual eating of those bugs is what did him is. … Continue reading

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(SIGH) I Fall Into The Degenerate Category

I just discovered that I’m a degenerate. Yep….a low down slug. I’m sooooo ashamed of myself.  I can’t even look at myself in the mirror anymore.  Well, actually the only reason I can’t look at myself in the mirror anymore … Continue reading

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N.J. Governor Chris Christie: “Shut Up You Idiot! I’m The Governor.” (Subtitled) Do You Want This Guys Hand On the Nuclear Button?

Hell of a way to speak to your wife.  Um….wait a second, oh….I see, I was mistaken, Governor Christie was talking to a guy in the audience at a town hall press conference on Friday when the outburst occurred. 34-year-old … Continue reading

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According To Yahoo’s “Shine” My House Is Making Me Fat

As if I didn’t have enough to worry about, now I have to worry about my house making me fat according to an article from Yahoo’s “Shine.” I’m tellin’ ya, it isn’t easy reading stuff on the Internet these days. … Continue reading

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