Tag Archives: Confucius

After Missing Last Months “National Topless Day” THIS MONTH I’m Gonna Be Prepared

Here it is the very first day of September. The month where all parents of school aged children stock up on peanut butter and jelly. Oh yeah, and Twinkies. Yep….off to school ya little twerps. Which is the upside for … Continue reading

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Today’s Subject: “How To Pee In A Urinal.” WTF!!!!

Look folks, I’m all for instructional videos. I find it a lot easier to watch a video on how to do something rather than try to figure it out reading a damn book. Unless the book has cartoons. BUT…do I … Continue reading

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Toilet Paper. One Of Life’s Greatest Mysteries.

When you have a demented brain such as mine, every so often your mind wanders off into areas of thought that most normal people do not venture into. Like, who the hell invented toilet paper and WTF did they do … Continue reading

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