Tag Archives: Comcast

NO! I Don’t Want A Freakin’ Smartphone! My Dumb Phone Works Just Fine.

I get asked this question constantly by my friends, all three of them. “Hey…..how come you don’t have a smartphone?” To which I reply. “Because my dumb phone works just fine thank you.” Then they go into explaining all the … Continue reading

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WTF Is With Cable TV This Week?

If you’re like me, poorer than dirt, you basically just subscribe to basic channel service on your cable TV subscription. That, and the fact that who the hell needs six gazillion other TV channels to watch that’s just as inane … Continue reading

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Loosey Goosey, Chicken Lickin,’ Foxy Loxy and um..Oh Yeah….Rick Perry

The Skys Fallin’!  The Skys Fallin’!  Um….wait a sec…..its not the sky, but Rick Perry’s brain.  Which may be clouded by some really good drugs if you happened to catch his speech on “YouTube.” Perry appeared in New Hampshire to … Continue reading

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Occupy Wall St….In A Comcast Office…HOLY HDTV!!!

Yesterday I wrote about what percentage I might be with regard to the protestors Occupying Wall street and various outdoor bathrooms across America.  (note: if you’re planning to protest you might wanna make sure you go to your own bathroom … Continue reading

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Comcast: Pick Your Own TV Programs

Ok….so Comcast is testing a new idea for us TV slugs.  Kinda like a “menu” option. You only pick and pay for the programs that you want to watch. I briefly mentioned that in yesterdays “WTF” blog. Now I’ve often … Continue reading

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My Monthly “WTF!” Post.

When you write a daily humor blog, obviously you attempt to write humor. And, being somewhat demented, as I’m sure all of you have determined that I am by now, I often like to express my opinions on things that … Continue reading

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Justification For Homicide…Programmng A Remote

I’m usually a very patient person. For the most part anyhow.  I tend to bide my time waiting in lines, carrying on conversations with strangers, handing out my blog site cards just to drum up business, discussing the weather, ogling … Continue reading

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