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Ted Cruz Is Having Bunny Sex? OMG!!! A bunch of tiny Cruz rabbits.

In case you missed Anderson Cooper’s, “Anderson Cooper’s 360” program on CNN, which I’m assuming is named after the host, Anderson Cooper, you missed a moment that would warm the hearts of all bunnies who ever wanted to have sex … Continue reading

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WTF Is Going On In Norway? Or….am I just “knit-picking?”

Folks, I gotta tell ya, I laughed when they came out with an all news channel. (CNN) I laughed again when they came out with “The Weather Channel.” And even “The Travel Channel.” I mean, how much news, weather and … Continue reading

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You Stuck Your Penis Into A WHAT!!!!! The MisfitWisdom “FFFFA” Award

Look folks. I’m as horny as the next guy. In fact, most men’s brains operate on a 24/7/365 schedule when it comes to thoughts about sex. In deference to most women who think about sex about as many times as … Continue reading

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Sex Scandals. HEY! It’s All Women’s Fault For Cripes Sake!

Look, ya can’t go around blaming men for getting involved in all these sex scandals. Sure, blame Anthony Weiner for showing his wiener on the Internet and Twittering it all over the place. Blame Bill Clinton for freeing little Willie … Continue reading

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Pat Robertson Has A New Innovative Idea For Facebook….A “Vomit” Button.

Ya gotta give televangelist Pat Robertson, (83)┬ásome credit for being consistent. Which is consistently being a 100% certifiable idiot. Especially after his latest suggestion. Which is that the social media website “Facebook” should have a “vomit” button option along with … Continue reading

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HEY! Report The Damn News and Shut The F**K Up!

It’s come to my attention that too much is coming to my attention. Mainly the change in broadcast news. If I could choose one word to describe how news reporters report the news it would be, “sensationalism.” Hmmm. How can … Continue reading

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CNN’s Nancy Grace: Ballistic Reporting. Jon Stewart Was Right

Because I like my nightly news given to me in small acceptable doses, so as to not freak me out completely, I tend to finish off my night watching Jon Stewart on Comedy central and then Steven Colbert. Although, Steven … Continue reading

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