Tag Archives: Chris Christie

OMFG! This Terrible Frightening Nightmare Keeps Happening…..

There I was, snuggled up under my electric blankie, afghan, hoodie, and one furry cat, (it’s New England in December) and ready for my wonderful comforting afternoon nap, (an old people ritual) when I began to fall into a deep … Continue reading

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Now From CNN…Um, sorry…Now From MWNN*….. *MisfitWisdom News Network

No, there actually isn’t a Misfit News Network, but there should be as far as I’m concerned. If only to have some news about other things other than that missing Malaysian airline. AT LEAST UNTIL THEY ACTUALLY FIND IT! if….they … Continue reading

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Geez….Am I Stupid Or Just Dumb?

Yes folks, I am facing a serious crisis here. Trying to determine if I am stupid or just dumb. I seriously had some doubts as to my brain functioning as a normal person’s brain would function, considering I write this … Continue reading

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The Latest Fetish: Food Porn. Quick…pass me a banana.

Now all of us know that there are a lot of strange people roaming the earth. Besides my friend Charles who lives in the land of Oz and sends me news links about strange stuff like today’s subject, food porn. … Continue reading

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NEVER! I Say NEVER EVER Watch A TV Series.

See this guy and his wife pictured above……..they’re not only convicted spys who’s are behind bars for the rest of their lives, um….er……oops……sorry…..wrong picture. Um, let’s start over. See this guy who’s pictured below. He’s not only a convicted spy … Continue reading

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Sooooo, What’s Wrong With Having A Full Figured Barbie?

Ok, so Barbie has been over doing it a bit on the “Twinkies” ever since they started making those snack deserts again. So What! Even I went hog-wild by over doing it on those Coffee Cakes. And yeah, both Barbie … Continue reading

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OMG!!! Giant Freakin’ Earthworm. Now all I need is a giant fish hook to put it on.

I’m tellin’ ya…..over the past year a lot of giant things have been making me a bit squeamish. Insects, lobsters, fish, N.J. Governor Chris Christie. It’s getting way outta hand here. Now, some guy in China has found a 19 … Continue reading

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Boston Market Shakes Things Up………….Or Not.

“Pssssst! Het buddy…..ya wanna good deal on some salt?” “Salt?  Why do I need a deal on salt?” “OMG! Ya haven’t hoid..geez……it’s all over da news pal. Dem guys at Boston Market are takin’ all dere salt shakers offa da … Continue reading

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The “Quaker Oats” Guys’ Amazing Diet and Makeover

Ya gotta hand it to “Weight Watchers” or “Jenny Craig,” although I’m not sure which diet the Quaker Oats guy was on, for possibly helping the ol coot to lose a few pounds. For years, years I tell ya, this … Continue reading

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Nudes…Oops…I Meant News On The Scott Brown, Elizabeth Warren Senate Race

You may all remember when Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown (R) was running to fill the seat of the Late Senator Edward Kennedy.  You probably remember that during the heated race against his opponent Martha Coakley (D) that photographs of Scott … Continue reading

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