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Help! Help! I’m Stuck On A Luxary Cruise Liner!! Oh waiter, could ya give me an olive for my martini?

Horrible I tell ya. Simply horrible. I can’t even begin to imagine the horrors of being trapped on a 15 story Carnival cruise ship in the gawd awful Gulf of Mexico. Damn! Why, oh why couldn’t have been somewhere nice, like the North … Continue reading

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Freddie The Freeloader Is Alive and Well…..Thanks To All Of Us Everyday Slugs.

Those of you old enough to remember the late Red Skelton will remember one of his characters, “Freddie the Freeloader” (pictured) Freddie, of course, was fictional, but little did Red know that he actually existed in the form of big … Continue reading

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