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Very Soon My Television Set Will Be Turned Into A Planter In My Yard

Very soon I will be suffering from a condition I call, “NWWOFTVS.” (Nothing Worth Watching On F**king TV Syndrome”) I suspect there will be a new medical profession catering to those of us who suffer from this condition. Or a … Continue reading

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Osama’s Phone Call Cost Him Big Time…and we’re not talkin’ money.

See what happens when you have crappy phone service and no Internet connections.  Next thing ya know a bunch of commando guys are dropping into your living room and you wind up missing the outcome of “Dancing With Al Quadia.”  … Continue reading

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