Tag Archives: Bill Gates

As Linda Ronstadt Once Sang, “Poor Poor Pitiful Me.” (sob)

I don’t want to say that I lead a life of being broke and destitute, but, I lead a life of being broke and destitute. Um….not really, but damn close. I say that because, as anybody living on Social Security … Continue reading

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Um……Should I Be Wearing Women’s Clothes?

I will more than likely bring the wrath of women down upon me today for writing a blog about women wearing suits. But, WTF, ask me if I give a rats ass. Or “DILLIGARA.” Now why am I on this … Continue reading

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Don’t You Just Hate Being Claustrophobic?

Claustrophobia: The Fear of Santa Claus. Geesh….I wish it WERE the fear of Santa Claus. However, as you all know, claustrophobia is the fear of verrry enclosed spaces. Which I for one suffer from. Although getting into a tight parking … Continue reading

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Robot Handjobs!!! OMFG!!! ……Um how much money we talkin’ here?

Drag out the “3-In 1” oil folks and throw out all your tubes of “KY Jelly.” Might even wanna keep some Quaker State 10W40 oil handy as well. Ah, what the hell, when it comes to lubricating things might as … Continue reading

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Startling Revelation: Corporations Are People. OMG!!!

Memories of the old Barbra Streisand song “People.” “People, people who need people, are the luckiest people in the world.” Or, in the Mitt Romney rendition: “People, people are really corporation people, and they’re the luckiest people in the world.” … Continue reading

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The Great Comic Strip Coverup

Everyone’s so concerned with minor news stories like the deficit, jobs, Lybya and Moammar,K, G, or Q  whatever the hell his last name starts with that we’re overlooking one of the greatest cover ups in history. Comic strips. I’m dead serious here folks.  … Continue reading

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