Tag Archives: Associated Press

Breaking News: It’s OK To Fart If You’re A Federal Employee (This is NOT A “PEW Research” poll)

You know it’s gotta be a slow day at the Associated Press newsroom when one of the top stories of the day reads, “Federal Agency Retracts Flatulence Reprimand.” Otherwise known as retracting a fart. And, you already know that there’s no … Continue reading

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“Ah Did Not Have Sex With That Woman.” Bill Clinton and 137 Other Presidents.

I found it extremely amusing reading an article in the “Tribune Washington Bureau,” by Melanie Mason this past weekend which highlighted “fact checkers” on former President Bill Clinton’s speech to the Democratic National Convention. I have no problem with anyone … Continue reading

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Andrew Breitbart…OMG!! A New Wave Of Conspiracy Theories Hits The Stupidnet

You all know that when I get totally frustrated by stupidity, I tend to go off the deep end by making a solemn trek out to my backyard, heading for the biggest tree I can find, and just proceed to … Continue reading

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What’s Happening At Comedy Central? Where’s Steven Colbert?

Flash! Late breaking news.  I just love using that word, “flash,” or “bulletin,” but bulletin sounds kinda urgent, so I’ll just go with “flash!” Here’s the news release that appeared all over the Internet yesterday: Enlarge PhotoFILE- This Thursday, June … Continue reading

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Who Said What In 2011 and…We Should Care Why?

Every year at this time someone writes something about the events that took place during the past year. The usual stuff like celebrity obits and the top news stories of the year. Much of which we were all trying to … Continue reading

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