Tag Archives: Area 51

Political Commercials: Waterboarding Our Brains Without Any Water*

*Or Dick Cheney. Yep…..I’ve just about been brain water boarded with these political commercials as I’m sure most of you have as well. With just about two weeks left to go, I’m not sure I can take anymore without totally … Continue reading

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Is The “Tootsie Roll” Factory and “Area 51” Connected?

You might say that I tend to get off on conspiracy theories and mysteries very easily what with all the secrecy about Mitt Romney’s taxes, Obama’s birth certificate, Donald Trump’s hair and what came first, the chicken or the egg. … Continue reading

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Alf Is Back! Geez…Maybe He’ll Get The GOP Nomination In Tampa Instead Of Romney

Oh…WAIT! I got this story all wrong. Sorry. (damn, really gotta get a new set of bifocals) When I came across a story that was headlined, “Alf Is Back,” I originally thought they were talking about 1936 Republican candidate for … Continue reading

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To “UFO” Or Not To Not “UFO.” THAT Is The Alien Question.

Do aliens exist?  Is there another planet out there, besides Arizona, that actually supports other kinds of life?  Besides Arizona. Did an alien spacecraft crash in the town of Roswell, New Mexico back in 1947?  Other than some Mexican who … Continue reading

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HEY GOOGLE! What Part Of I Can’t Text While Driving Did You Not Get When You Invented THIS!*

*”THIS”……being the latest nerd invention from those brainiacs at “Google” that everyone is gonna go bonkers over, including anyone who makes laws, who will immediately introduce legislation to ban this item while you’re driving, walking, eating, having sex, or reading … Continue reading

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Author Claims Roswell Aliens Were Russians

Ya know, here I was banging my head against a wall trying to figure out how to get my book on the best seller list, (The Covert Chamber) and then appear on national TV and make a gazillion dollars, when … Continue reading

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