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A Neat Way To Talk To Your Pet. I guess if no one else talks to you.

Ok, I don’t have a lot of friends. Not because I’m not a nice guy to be around, but because I’m too freakin’ broke all of the time to go out and socialize with anybody….including theĀ  (3) friends that I … Continue reading

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The Great ARK is Completed. Bring on the rain! Oh yeah, some animals too.

FLASH!!! As in “flash flood.” The great ark is finished. YES! We no longer have to worry about where the hell we’re all gonna seek refuge when the big flood happens once again. Might wanna book some tickets to Holland … Continue reading

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Why Is The Govt. Spending $263 Billion To Identify Animals?

Yep….and I’ll spell it all out for you in case you’re numbers deficient….”two hundred and sixty-three billion dollars” to identify animals. Now in my lifetime, on various dating episodes with the opposite sex, I “have” been at times, called an … Continue reading

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