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UFO’s? Are They Really Out There? Then Again, The Political Campaign Season Is Starting.

“Take me to your leader.” Which is a line used in many UFO movies when an alien spacecraft lands and the little green guy gets out and stops some guy walking his dog. I’m pretty sure aliens are all green, … Continue reading

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Insurance? I Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Insurance……….Oops…..

These days you can get insurance on just about anything that you want to insure. For a price of course. I began thinking about the different types of insurance available after a slight fender bender a few weeks ago when … Continue reading

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Here We Go Again With Alien Theories.

Alien theories. Yep….we’re still wondering if aliens exist. Besides the ones that cross over the border from Mexico into Arizona. I think those aliens actually do exist. But, what about the ones from outer space? ABC News and reporter Stefan … Continue reading

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Ted Cruz: Eh?

I was once again toiling my mind, as toiling goes, as to what subject I’d take apart and destroy on today’s MisfitWisdom blog. Nothing struck me as humorous enough to spend any time on. So, to let my feeble mind … Continue reading

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English Guy Says He’s Fathered An Alien Child. We’re Not Talkin’ Aliens From Another Country Here.

Look, I didn’t fall off of the banana truck yesterday ya know. I’ll admit I’m a great one for some conspiracy theories and stuff, mainly the JFK, RFK and MLK Assassinations, and most recently, the TWA Flight 800 revelations. BUT….I draw … Continue reading

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E. T….Call Home…..or just send a text message. Unless You’re A Rat From Mars.

I knew It!  I knew it all along. We were looking for aliens from another planet in the wrong places.  Yep.  It’s true.  We should not be looking into outer space for the arrival of little green creatures with one … Continue reading

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Further Proof That Life On Other Planets Exist: Donald Trump

(UPDATE) As of this afternoon “The Stir” is reporting that Trump’s “bumshell news” is that he will donate $5 million dollars to a charity if Obama releases his college and passport records. Trump will appear on Piers Morgan tonight. (SECOND … Continue reading

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Is The “Tootsie Roll” Factory and “Area 51” Connected?

You might say that I tend to get off on conspiracy theories and mysteries very easily what with all the secrecy about Mitt Romney’s taxes, Obama’s birth certificate, Donald Trump’s hair and what came first, the chicken or the egg. … Continue reading

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Alf Is Back! Geez…Maybe He’ll Get The GOP Nomination In Tampa Instead Of Romney

Oh…WAIT! I got this story all wrong. Sorry. (damn, really gotta get a new set of bifocals) When I came across a story that was headlined, “Alf Is Back,” I originally thought they were talking about 1936 Republican candidate for … Continue reading

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Arizona Sherrif Joe Arpaio: “Tell That Varmint, (George Lopez) To Meet Me At High Noon!

“OK podners. Lets round up the posse and snag that damn varmint George Lopez. That low down no good dirty rotten bushwhacker said some disparaging remarks about me and ah ain’t gonna take it.” “Um Sheriff, what is it exactly … Continue reading

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