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So Like, Exactly How Trustworthy Is This Damn Groundhog?

Soooo, we all survived the IOWA clusterf**k, thanks to the mainstream media and their 24/7/365 coverage of who gives a rats ass about what happens in Iowa, and now we can center our attention on the really big news. Punxsutawney … Continue reading

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NUTS! I TELL YA!!!!!!! NUTS!!!!! GAZILLIONS of NUTS!!!!!*

*Um……actually they’re acorns, but there ARE gazillions of them and it’s driving me……. yes……. you guessed it….NUTS!!!! The problem as I see it is a lackadaisical squirrel attitude when it comes to collecting those acorns, which is what squirrels are … Continue reading

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Squirrels To Occupy Oak Trees In Massive Protest

Shocking!  Shocking I tell ya.  Now the “Occupy Wall Street Movement” has spread to squirrels who are planning to come out in masses to protest the inequity when it comes to acorns.  Yep, acorns. Squirrels are claiming that due to … Continue reading

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CRISIS!!!! Time To S.O.S.* Save Our Squirrels

OMG!!! Breaking news. Squirrels are out of acorns.  The banking crisis, the deficit, and corporate greed has taken its toll on squirrels. Um, ok, maybe not the banking crisis and corporate greed, but definitely a deficit….of acorns. It’s apparently been … Continue reading

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