Once again, as a public service to those of us who have absolutely no lives to speak of whatsoever, an opportunity to at least waste your time by celebrating some of these special days in the month of September.
Hey….if you’re gonna waste your lives away might as well waste it doing something till ya buy the farm.
First celebrations that are all month long. So basically if you choose one of the next few monthly celebrations it’ll kinda like being on a bender.
First, September is “Classical Music Month.” Yawn…um….sorry Beethoven.
One of the more uplifting monthly celebrations is “Hispanic Heritage Month.” I would assume that bullfighting is among one of activities here.
There’s also “International Square Dancing Month.”
You DO NOT have to be a square to participate….but it does help.
September is also “National Courtesy Month.” Be nice to everyone you meet during the entire month. Then in October you can tell them to go f**k off.
And finally, to round out our monthly celebrations, “Chicken Month.”
You’ve probably never heard of Emma M. Nutt. BUT……September 1st is dedicated to Ms. Nutt as it is “Emma M. Nutt Day.” Who was Ms. Nutt. Well FYI Ms. Nutt was the very first woman telephone operator. You may recall her on the old TV program “Laugh In.”
Ok…OK…that wasn’t Ms. Nutt. But, I bet she came close to resembling Lily Tomlin. (below)
“International Bacon Day” is on…………..
Um…..excusssssssse me. I was about to say that September 2nd is “International Bacon Day” when I was so rudely interrupted. Cripes!
Welllllllll…..if it had been in 2016……………….
The 5th is “Labor Day.” The day when all women who are expecting are supposed to go into labor and……….
Um….wait. Soreeee, I got my facts wrong on that one. See, that’s what ya get for relying on information ya find on the Internet.
Labor Day is exactly what is sez below……………..
The 7th is “National Salami Day.” In lieu of the usual sexual salami jokes I opted for this one.
NO! NO! I can’t pass up this opportunity to slip in a salami/sausage one……..!!!!!
Ok….on a more cuddly note, September 9th is “Teddy Bear Day.” And for that dog above the bear sez it all.
It is also “No News Is Good News Day.”
“Defy Superstition Day” is on the 13th. Remember to carry a rabbit’s foot along with you today for good luck.. Um….unless you’re a rabbit…………………….
Ah So…..the 13th is also “Fortune Cookie Day.”
Which brings to mind this…………………
To round out the 13th, “National Peanut Day.”
Moving along, September 16th is “Collect Rocks Day.” Excellent day for some of you who, as I said earlier, have no lives to speak of.
The 16th is also “Mayflower Day.”
And, ironically, considering the above day celebration, the 16th is also “Mexican Independence Day.”
One more on the 16th, “National Play Doh Day.” NEVER leave your Play Doh lying around if you own a dog.September 18th is “Wife Appreciation Day.” Do your best to show how much you really appreciate your wife by helping her with even the smallest of requests.
Sometimes, in a moment of reflection, ya just wanna hug an elephant. If you have that urge, the 22nd is your lucky day as it’s “Elephant Appreciation Day.” Hug your heart out.
My favorite this month is “Dog In Politics Day.” Considering, in my opinion, most politicians ARE dogs, they might as well hold up these same signs. You know, kiss their butts and they’ll get things done for ya. Maybe.
The 23rd is “Native American Day.”
“International Rabbit Day” is on September 24th. You DO know what rabbits are good at don’t ya?
Of course every year on the 26th we always celebrate “Johnny Appleseed Day.” If it were not for Johnny we would not have as many apple trees as we have. Or…………applesauce.
And finally, another one of my favorite celebrations in September, “Confucius Day” on the 29th. Sooooooo many Confucius sayings, sooooooooo little time.
And so, on that note, my favorite Confucius saying…………………..
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