When Your Brain Malfunctions, You Write Stupid Blogs…..Like This One

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Ok…so my brain does malfunction quite a bit. But, it’s only because my brain looks something like this:brain4But, sometimes my brain does work…not very often, but enough on occasion to actually think about things that seem logical. Like, in this instance when I was reading an article about Prince and his untimely passing.

No, I’m NOT gonna chime in on what might be the cause of his death. Enough of the blood thirsty lame brained media outlets have that covered.

Like, “OMFG, Prescription Drugs Found At Prince’s Home!”

BFD. Come to my house, or, for that matter, anyone over the age of 60’s house, and you’ll find your choice of prescription drugs. BUT….nobody gives a rats ass about that cause I’m not famous. Which is one reason I never wanna be famous.

HEY! I get to be famous and one day and suddenly buy the farm and SHAZAM!

“Prescription Drugs Found At Misfit’s Home.”

P.S. This, if you are on the verge of being famous, or are famous, and plan on exiting this world, includes Viagra and Cialis.

Which, if you really wanna make headlines if you’re a celebrity, and are planning to do yourself in, ya might wanna OD on jussssst before so that the headline might read:

“(insert celebrity name here) Found Dead OD’ing With A Massive Hard On Using Prescription Drugs”

mm

Um…it was erectile dysfunction

Anyhow, back to my point, and the article I was reading. It was about all the worms coming out of the woodwork with dollar signs on their brains looking to make a killing off of Prince’s estate.

Didn’t take long did it. The late singer wasn’t even cold before those bloodsuckers we’re thinking of ways to cash in on his demise.

Which led me to think of this song:

Then this one……

And, finally this one……………

So basically this applies to any celebrity who is worth gazillions and suddenly dies. It’s all about the money.

I recently mentioned to a close friend that I have a very close circle of friends. (2) I trust both of them to never take the $$$$$$ route if I OD on Viagra or Cialis. Not that I need it, (I’m Italian pal) but, if I ever did….that would be my choice of drugs to OD on.

Besides, my estate amounts to somewhere around $4.29. Before taxes. Not much worth fighting over there any of my distant relatives, long-lost friends, ex’s, the IRS, my town tax collector, and Sidney Frosderf. (I borrowed $4.00 off of Sid a while back so maybe Sid might have a case there)

So, in conclusion, a tip to celebrities. WRITE A FREAKIN’ IRON CLAD WILL YOU DAMN IDIOTS AND SAVE US ALL FROM HAVING TO READ ENDLESS MAGAZINE AND NEWSPAPER ARTICLES ABOUT BLOODSUCKING LEACHES TRYIN’ TO CASH IN ON YOUR DEMISE!!!!!!!!

Which, would leave more room in those tabloid magazines and newspapers to have more space to write about more important stuff.

Like WTF the Kardashians are doing.

Um….on second thought……………………maxines will

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About misfit120

Former disc jockey, (Dick Jones) 30 years, and author of, "I Could Have Been Famous But Sex, Love & Life Got In The Way" available at Amazon.com books, & Kindle, "The Covert Chamber" a mystery novel available at Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble, and "Forgotten" the story of two WWI pilots who were forgotten for over 70 years available on Amazon.com and Kindle
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