The entire month of May is “National Hamburger Month.” Anyone remember this guy…………….
The first of May is “May Day”. You are allowed on this day to act like a complete fool and dance around a May pole. Or, if a pole is not accessible to you, simply find a Polish person and some ribbons and go for it.
The 1st is also “Mother Goose Day.” My favorite. Which I will explain why later on.
“National Teachers Day” is Tuesday of the first full week of May. If you flunked those stupid logic questions teachers asked you in school, welcome to the crowd.
The 4th is “Bird Day.”
Perhaps this kind of bird….I think.
“Cinco de Mayo.” (has nothing to do with mayonnaise) is on May 5th.
For all our dearly departed missing socks, May 9th is “Lost Sock Memorial Day.”
Also on the 9th is “National Receptionist Day.”
“Twilight Zone Day,” is celebrated on the 11th.
“Limerick Day” is on May 12th. You know where I’m going with this one.
Ok…..can’t resist….one more
“Blame Someone Else Day” is on May 13th. Annnnnd, who is the most to blame for EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!
“Friday the 13th” is celebrated on (duh) Friday the 13th you idiot.
To celebrate leprechauns we have, (why…who TF knows) “Leprechaun Day” on the 13th.
The 16th is “Love a Tree Day.” If you’re love life sucks, this may be your only option pal. (think knot holes)
Soreeeeeee……couldn’t help myself.
If you’re a pack rat, the 17th of May is your day, “Pack Rat Day.”
The 3rd Saturday of the month is “Armed Forces Day.” A MisfitWisdom salute to all of our members of the armed forces and veterans.
(A special and final salute to my uncle Arthur Francis who honorably served in WWII, and a decorated veteran with a purple heart medal. He passed away this week at the age of 93. R.I.P. uncle Arthur)
“National Waiter and Waitress Day” is on May 21st.
One more for good measure………..on the demented side…..
The 22nd is “World Goth Day.”
“National Escargot Day” (eat slow) is on the 24th. Yum…..
Also on the 24th is “Victoria Day.” (Canada)
I SAID THE 24th IS VICTORIA DAY. TURN UP YER DAMN HEARING AID.
And, how to understand how Canadians talk.
Yes, we talked about mulch last week, and composting, and I slipped in this cartoon last week, but May 29th is “Learn About Composting Day,” so deal with it.
“Save Your hearing Day” is on the 31st.
So, there ya have it…..knock yourself out picking all, or one of these days to celebrate.
Me, I’m going with “Mother Goose Day.”
Why you ask?
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