IOWA!!!!!!! REALLY!!!!!!!! IOWA???????????????

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And the beat goes on

Ok, first an actual bona-fide honest to goodness cross my heart and hope to die FACT about IOWA.

Hogs outnumber humans in Iowa four to one. YES! 3 million people live in Iowa and HOGS outnumber the people living there!!!

Soooooooooo, WTF is the big fuss over IOWA and the political polls and every news media site going berserk over who’s ahead in the polls and what this means in the 2016 presidential race?

NOTHING!!!!

To put it in graphics for ya……iowa1Yep…..about as relevant as Delaware and Rhode Island. No disrespect to Delaware or Rhode Island mind you.

Now excuse me for shouting, but, DO YA REALLY THINK WHAT THE F**K HAPPENS IN IOWA IN THE SCOPE OF THINGS MATTERS? REALLY!!!! IF YOU DO, SEEK HELP IMMEDIATELY.

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Then there’s the other state that ALWAYS decides the election….NOT!

Personally I could give a bigggggggg rats ass (literally) WTF happens politically in IOWA or NEW HAMPSHIRE. I’m sure the other (there are others?) 48 states would agree.iowa3Like how do ya think the other 48 states, and voters visualize IOWA when it comes to being the first state to vote….or, whadda they call it, um…er…..cactus….no…sorry…um…..oh yeah…caucus. (sounds like some crustacean)iowa6Cripes, as if caucusing isn’t bad enough, what the hell do their voting places look like?

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Ok…..that answers my question….

Now maybe some of you tend to disagree and think that perhaps IOWA might actually determine who the next president will be. I mean, there are a lot of smart people in IOWA and legislators there have passed a lot of relevant laws and on top of that, totally support gun rights and the 2nd amendment. Yep, everybody can own a gun.

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I told ya they were smart

And I suspect this might be their state motto…..iowa9Anyhow, with respect to IOWA, and New Hampshire, me thinkith if you thinkith that what happens in either of those two states matters NOW, you’ve been watchin’ waaaay too much political coverage on TV and reading mindless op-eds in your local paper.

Ya know what matters? When the smoke clears and both the Republicans and Democrats have their candidate who will run against each other. Not WTF IOWA or New Hampshire votes in their cactus…er…caucus or primaries.

I’m guessing because I just checked and it IS true folks. There ARE 48 other states that (believe it or not) have a say in who’s gonna be their choice. Hard to believe isn’t it.

So, if ya think in the long run that these two states mean a lot RIGHT NOW…….

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Yep….either on a candidate or cow poop

Sooooo, its fun to watch the media fall all over each other, and the pollsters go berserk with their “OMFG the elections over now….IOWA decided,” and of course on to more nonsense…….New Hampshire.

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Consider IOWA and New Hampshire and the media’s berserkness (my word) as pure entertainment folks………..and the lead entertainer, which DOES, if anything make it fun watching, even though all this is irrelevant…………iowa19Just sayin.’

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Former disc jockey, (Dick Jones) 30 years, and author of, "I Could Have Been Famous But Sex, Love & Life Got In The Way" available at Amazon.com books, & Kindle, "The Covert Chamber" a mystery novel available at Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble, and "Forgotten" the story of two WWI pilots who were forgotten for over 70 years available on Amazon.com and Kindle
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