Sometimes you can’t make this stuff up.
“There are a lot of clients that are married. The majority of married clients are happily married but there is no sex. They cannot be open and honest about their fetish. There are guys who want to be dressed up as a maid and then spanked and then,” (I censored this part for the sake of little children and small animals) I’m not going to judge them for what fantasies they want.”
Bravo Charlotte. Leave that judging to their wives. Such a great job they do in judging.
Anyhow, that’s the full scoop on Charlotte.
As for the bionic penis and Abad, he recently said in an interview, “I never thought this day would come, (or that YOU would Abad….pun) but now I’m ready to have some fun and sow my wild oats. I want to get the “virgin” tag off my back as soon as possible.”
Hey, good for you Abad. Best of luck. Happy trails.
Some advice for ya however. Considering this will be your first time using your new eight inch bionic penis, cover all your bases so that this special moment will be perfect.
Music: The Beatles, “A “HARD” Days Night.”
DVD for the pre-sex moment: “Charlottes Web.” (in honor of hooker Charlotte)
Special effects: The British Flag. (after all, Charlotte IS the British “Sex Worker of the Year.”)
A 8 X 10 photo of Queen Elizabeth. Might inspire Charlotte to give you seconds.
And most important of all, a can of 3 in One Oil, a needle nose pliers, and some duct tape.
Remember, be prepared for the unexpected……..after all, you DO have a bionic penis ya know.
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