One of the unsolved mysteries of life, as far as I’m concerned, is why buying a mattress costs a fortune.
I thought about this today when I came across a full-page ad in , (what I laughingly refer to as) my newspaper. Eight pages, half of them ads. Which is why I spotted a full page ad for mattresses.
Besides, what’s with that price anyhow? $1,765!!!!
WTF does this mattress do, besides remembering things I don’t want it to remember?
Oh wait. They’re new and improved and advanced mattresses. Yep, square, come in various sizes, made of cloth and foam, and um, oh yeah, remember things.Look, if I’m gonna spend over a thousand dollars on a freakin’ mattress it better do more than just let me sleep on it if ya catch my drift here. No way I’m gonna spend that kinda money on a damn mattress.
Um, unless a hooker comes with it in the deal.
Besides, I don’t need no stinkin’ mattress to remember ANYTHING!!!!!As I see it, a mattress is a damn mattress. I climb into bed, I cover myself up, I lie flat, and I go to sleep. Why TF do I need a thousand dollar mattress. The cats and I take a nap on my sofa every afternoon. Do ya think I paid over a thousand dollars for that sofa? NO!
If I can sleep on my present mattress, which I do every night with noooooo problem, there ain’t no way I’m forking over a thousand bucks to some mattress store.
Besides, I’ve managed to escape being punished to the full extent of the law after buying my last mattress AND (gasp) removing that irritating mattress tag. Think I wanna chance doing THAT again!I KNOW what can happen ya know…I ain’t stoopid!So yet another reason those mattress people can go take a hike for the prices that they want for a mattress. HAH!
Ok….I’ve said my peace.
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