Monthly Archives: November 2015

Through It All, Laughter IS The Best Medicine

The recent tragic events in France and the horrible loss of innocent lives brings a deep sadness to myself  as well as all Americans and the rest of the civilized world. Individuals who have no regard for lives are hell-bent … Continue reading

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Deck The Halls With Political Correctiveness……..”Merry *******” (censored)

Deck the halls with boughs of  Holly fa la la la la, la la la………….. “Hey pal, what’s with the holly decking hall stuff? Not all of us can afford to fork over big bucks for freakin’ holy ya know! … Continue reading

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Hmmmmm. That’s Verrrry Suspicious. Um….unless I’m becoming a bit paranoid.

To kick-start my mind every morning after breakfast, I usually begin by heading to the bathroom after (laughingly) reading the morning newspaper. I say “laughingly” because for some odd reason my local newspaper has decided that less is more. Meaning … Continue reading

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Ya Know, It’s Really Not Bad Being A Short Person

I’ve never given much thought to being short. Not that I’m so short that fire hydrants loom over me and I avoid tall dogs mind you. But below what most people call an average height, say like five feet seven, … Continue reading

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The Mysterious Belly Button Caper.

Today’s burning question: Why do Adam and Eve have belly buttons in a lot of paintings? OK…….like I’m surfing da web and what catches my eye? No, not a naked woman. Um….WAIT! It WAS a naked woman, BUT, had nothing … Continue reading

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I’ve Had It With Phone Prompts!!!!

I’ve about had it with those #!%$#@! phone prompts that you get when you call a company. “Hello, you’ve reached the Acme Mouse Exterminating Company. Press 1 if you are inundated with mice and trapped in a corner. Press 2 … Continue reading

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The NUTS From Hell……………

To clarify a point here folks, I’m not talking about the everyday nuts you run into that make you say to yourself, “Yes,  further evidence there are beings from other planets among us.” I’m referring to nuts that Detroit puts … Continue reading

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