Monthly Archives: September 2015

HEY! If Ya Like Donald Trump, Here’s Some Other Suggestions For Presidential Candidates

Ok, here’s my theory on Donald Trump folks. Why is he “presently” leading in the polls? Simple, he’s a celebrity. People are into celebrities, reality shows, and celebrities who don’t give a rats ass about who they offend, what they … Continue reading

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WTF? I Guess I’m NOT The Brightest Crayon In The Box. Go figure.

Or my lightbulb is not screwed in all the way. Or I’m nine cents short of a dime. Or my deck only contains 51 cards, etc, etc, etc, etc. Now I’m assuming all this because I sent reporter Ann Werner … Continue reading

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Pluck Your Magic Twanger Froggy*..um……unless you’ve had a sex change.

*For those of you who have no freakin’ idea what “Pluck Your Magic Twanger” means…… As for what a “twanger” is……..use your imagination. It doesn’t take much to catch my attention on the Internet….besides Kim Davis’ 15 minutes of fame … Continue reading

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Which “God” Am I Supposed To Listen To? Oh Gawd…I’m Soooooooo Confused.

I was kind of taken aback, or front, when Kim Davis, that town clerk from Kentucky refused to grant marriage licenses to  gay couples because it was against her religious beliefs. Stating that “It was God’s word she was following.” … Continue reading

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“BREAKING NEWS” Miss Piggy and Kermit Call It Quits.

I knew it wouldn’t last. There was no way that relationship between Kermit and Miss Piggy was gonna go anywhere. Once a pig, always a pig. Now, that pig, Miss Piggy has dumped Kermit because he’s not only a pig, … Continue reading

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It’s “Instrumental Freak Out Day.” (only old dinosaurs will get this one)

“The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There’s also a negative side.” Hunter Thompson First, to set the tone for today’s … Continue reading

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I’m (reluctantly) Going To Chime In On Religion. (anyone got a biggg bell)

Yeah, I know, I’m opening a can of worms…….. But…I’m a bit sick and tired, or tired and sick, (not sure which order that goes in) about religion being shoved down people’s throats in the name of God. For instance, … Continue reading

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