For instance, Xanax, an anxiety pill is really Alprazolam.
Sooooo, what…..they can’t call it Al or Proz or whatever, they have to call it Xanax?
WTF does Xanax have to do with how ya spell Aprazolam?
Is there like some guy locked up in a padded room somewhere whose sole job is to come up with shortened names for drugs because they think we consumers wouldn’t be able to spell their real names because we’re all stoopid…….or are already wasted on those drugs.
However, there is one drug that I have no problem with. Their ads are as plain as day with no long clinical type prescription drug manufacturer gobbledygook name.
And, while I’m on those names, what the hell is it with names like Xerox, Xylophone, Psalm, Phoenix, Phobia, Psychic, and my favorite Tsunami.
No wonder I flunked spelling.
Tell me to spell Xerox and I’m gonna spell it Zearox. Xylophone, Zylophone. Pslam, Saaaaam. Phoenix, Feenix. (maybe that’s how Kleenex got its name) Phobia, Fobia. Psychic, Siekick, and that Tsunami, Suenamie. WTF! How simple is THAT.
Speaking of flunking in school. Can someone, anyone puleeeeese tell me why TF I needed to learn the square f**king root of ANYTHING? Or why algebra was even taught in school.
Like was I gonna be a rocket scientist or something? Or figure out the square root of whatever. Let me tell ya something. Not once….not once have I ever in all my years here on earth ever wondered what TF the square root was of ANYTHING!!!
My thinking when it comes to square roots…………………..
And algebra, unless it’s some hot Italian chicks name….forget it.
Why is it when you’re watching TV and the announcer says, “next” it doesn’t mean next. Like in, “Next, Videos of Hot Babes On Spring Vacation.”
So, thinking “next” means “next” you wait, with baited breath, and several commercials later, after you’ve changed the channel, from watching annoying toe fungus commercials, they finally get to the video.
If you were in line and they said, “next” wouldn’t that obviously mean you were “next?” WTF!
The key to that is NEVER fall for the “next” tactic. Next is never next. Instead, “now” is the REAL next.
I know its confusing but trust me, you’ll figure it out eventually. Or next. Maybe even now.
Why is it 99.9% of the time when you’re nice and comfy and you drop something on the floor it ALWAYS rolls under a table or chair beyond your reach. It’s never in plain sight. AND ya have to get a freakin’ flashlight and crawl on your knees to find it WTF!
You knew at some point, having three cats, that this next one was coming.
Why is it cats always cough up hairballs 1. While you’re eating. 2. On the rug and not on a hardwood floor. 3. Mysteriously cough one up that ya can’t find until you get up in the middle of the night or first thing in the morning and step on it. And 4. What’s with their butts in your face all of the time. WTF!
You probably think I have waaaaay too much time on my hands to be thinking about all this stuff. You’re right.
But I’ll bet ya you’ve, at one time or another, thought the same exact things.
Which brings me to my last final unanswered question……………………
Was I dropped on my head as a child and THAT’S why I think the way I do?
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