Now cats are supposed to be cuddly cute little creatures. Which is why there are a gazillion photos of cute cuddly furry little kitties all over Facebook and other social media sites.
BUT……piss one off and boy are you screwed.
In case you cat lovers missed this story from the “Huffington Post” this week, a couple in Stamford, Connecticut had to call 911 because their cat was going ballistic.
According to the story by the Post……………..
“Audio of the 911 call, placed at around 1:30 a.m. on Wednesday, makes it clear the man wasn’t kitten around, either.”
“My cat was getting too aggressive,” Mohammed Lokman can be heard telling the 911 operator. “I was inside and he attacked me and he started scratching my leg and biting me. So me and my wife went outside and now we cannot go in for like three, four hours.”
The operator responds, sounding a bit confused, “You said this was a cat?”
Apparently the cat, which by the way weighs in at 7.5 pounds, became aggressive when it’s owner left the house after the cat had given birth the night before. So when the owner returned that’s when the cat became “ballistic cat.”
And, actually, officers did respond to that 911 call and helped calm down catwoman. I’m assuming I can call the cat catwoman considering it DID give birth to kittens, therefore must be a female, (woman) and we all know how well women can go ballistic.
HEY! Ever hear the term “cat fight?”
Soooooo, the way I see this, owning three cats myself, if any one of them EVER went ballistic on me their little butts would be grounded. No cat snacks, clean your own freakin’ litter box, open your own can of cat food, (good luck with THAT) and no more stepping on my laptop attempting to post something on Facecat.
Ya think I’M gonna let ANY cat lock ME outta MY house!!!
No way Jose. (no disrespect to anyone named Jose)
Or any cat named Jose. Unless it’s a ballistic off the wall cat.
But, I really don’t think I or my other half ever have to worry about any of our 3 cats pulling a Freddy Kruger on us. Cept for that one time one managed to escape and I had to call 911.
They damn well know where their bread, or catnip, is buttered.
And, all three of them have been neutered. So, no little kitties to worry about.
So, in conclusion “I” have nothing to worry about when it comes to cats EVER causing ME to be unable to get back into my house. Nope.
Now pissing off my other half and having HER locking me outta the house, well, that’s another story.
Women, after all, are kinda like cats……if ya catch my slang thinking drift.
Ya have to think about that one.
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