Monthly Archives: May 2015

OLD!!!!!!!!!!! Who TF Ya Calling Old? Um….even though I resemble that remark.

Yeah, I freely admit I’m in the geezer category. BUT…….I’m of the mind-set that geezerness, (my word) is all a state of mind. Now let me explain this. First, there’s the old senior citizen line when anyone thinks about seniors. … Continue reading

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Can A Kinda Chunky Cute Blonde Woman Tug At Your Heart….Welllllllllllllllllllll

The answer to that question would be…….YES……if her name is Amy Schumer. Now Amy, 33 ,has been around for a while, but I was completely oblivious to her existence until I stumbled across this video clip courtesy of “YouTube.” Yep….she … Continue reading

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Happy Mother’s Day To All Of You Mothers………or borderline ones too.

  First of all, MisfitWisdom wishes every mom a Happy Mother’s day. That said, I go through the awkward position of trying to figure out if I should wish my other half a Happy Mother’s Day, because, according to the … Continue reading

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Pigs In A Blanket. Um….Make That Pigs Or…Pig In A Voting Booth

Hey! You’re a real pig! Now normally that would piss off anyone who was called a pig. BUT, if your name is “Giggles” and you’re actually a real honest to goodness bona-fide pig, me thinkith it would be a compliment. … Continue reading

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A Little More Wine My Dear………………

Sometimes my brain gets overloaded with BS. Last night was definitely a BS overload what with idiots allllllllll over the Internet saying stupid things about EVERYTHING from abortion ,(Fox News Medical A-Team member and resident psychiatrist Dr. Keith Ablow argued … Continue reading

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UFO’s? Are They Really Out There? Then Again, The Political Campaign Season Is Starting.

“Take me to your leader.” Which is a line used in many UFO movies when an alien spacecraft lands and the little green guy gets out and stops some guy walking his dog. I’m pretty sure aliens are all green, … Continue reading

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How To Not Be A Professional Baseball Team

The answer. Call yourselves “The Boston Red Sox.” Now I could sugar coat this years flailing Boston Dead Sox team like a lot of the on air commentators do, excluding Dennis Eckersley. Who, in my own humble opinion tells it … Continue reading

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Do Ya Know What An “Ear Worm” Is? Wellllll……I’ll Tell Ya.*

*MisfitWisdom is not responsible for anyone developing an “ear worm” after listening to any of the following songs. It happens to all of us at one time or another. You hear a song somewhere and SHAZAM! It’s stuck in your … Continue reading

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