Another Edition Of: “Days You Should Be Celebrating In March.”

march1 March, of course, is best noted for people telling you to f**k off and go fly a freakin’ kite. KITE FRANKLIN

As well as St. Patrick’s Day. And we all know the Irish will be celebrating in pubs all across the land this month in honor of St. Patrick’s Day, along with every month in the course of a year. The Irish motto: “I’ll drink to THAT!” Which is why the Irish are continually celebrating. But, just a bit more on St. Paddy’s Day.

irish2 But besides St. Patrick’s Day, there are many more days to celebrate, as well as having an excuse to belt down a few drinks. So, let’s begin with some of the ones I found interesting for the month of March.

1st: National Pig Day

UM....no.....soreeeee.

UM….no…..soreeeee.

Unless you’re into that stuff. But I don’t think that’s what they’re referring to when it comes to national Pig day.

YES! This one.....

YES! This one…..

1st: Peanut Butter Lovers Day. You could either celebrate the day by taking an elephant to lunch or simply play a game entitled, “How much peanut butter can I stuff into my mouth and then try to talk to someone and make sense.”

How peanuts are made

How peanuts are made

3rd: If Pets Had Thumbs Day

mmmmmm

But, it does come in handy for hitchhiking if ya don’t care which direction you’re going in

3rd: If You Want To Be Happy Day

mmmmm

If I only had all of them

5th: Multiple Personality Day

mmmmm

As well as oink, hiss and buzz

8th: Be Nasty Day.

You can start with using the “F” word wherever you go. Or, if you’re already using that word in abundance, try not to use it on this day and then people who know you’re a nasty son-of-a-bitch will ask you WTF is wrong with you, THEN, you can tell them to f**k off.

mmmmmm

Never have a personal relationship with a squirrel especially on Be Nasty Day

9th: Panic Day

OMG!!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! We’re allll gonna die…OMG!! Um…er…..wait! Sorry, that’s not till the 9th. Neverrrrrrr mind.

mmmmm

Why men go outside to smoke. PANIC! PANIC!

11th: Johnny Appleseed Day

mmmm

Sooooo, what else was Johnny planting? Hmmmm……Johnny Pothead….if ya catch my drift

12th: Girl Scouts Day

mmmm

Why Boy Scouts were unsuccessful selling cookies like the Girl Scouts

17th: St. Patrick’s Day

mmmm

In which lifetime?

18th: Goddess of Fertility Day

That's the bad news. But the good news is....

That’s the bad news. But the good news is….you’re gonna have lots of kids

20th: Extraterrestrial Day

mmmmm

OMG….humans are sooooo frightening

22nd: National Goof Off Day

mmmmm

Can also be celebrated each and every month on any day of your choice

24th: Chocolate Covered Raisin Day

mmmmm

Or…..Writing A Stupid Blog day

26th: Make Up Your Own Holiday Day

mmmmmmmm

Hmmm. THIS requires some thought……give me a few minutes here

27th: National Joe Day. Yes, we all know “Joes” that deserve recognition on this special day. Joe Blow, Average Joe, G.I. Joe, Joe Cool, (Snoopy) and the ever popular, “Cup of Joe.” However, personally, there’s one Joe I’d like to forget.

Me thinkith so would John McCain

Me thinkith so would John McCain

28th: Something On A Stick Day

mmmmm

Not this time honeeee…..I took 8 Viagra pills….heh, heh

29th: Smoke and Mirrors Day

mmmm

DON’T ANSWER THAT!!!!! She’ll dock you for sure pal

31st: National Clam on A Half Shell Day

mmmmm

How fried clams become fried clams

Well, there ya have it folks. All kinds of ways to celebrate the month of March. Now just pick out which one you’d like to celebrate and enjoy.

Me….I’m going to celebrate that one on the 26th of March, “Make up Your Own Holiday Day.”

Which is this one I made up up. And hope it catches on. Which is, “National Avoid Women With PMS Day.”

Works for me.........

Works for me………

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