As well as St. Patrick’s Day. And we all know the Irish will be celebrating in pubs all across the land this month in honor of St. Patrick’s Day, along with every month in the course of a year. The Irish motto: “I’ll drink to THAT!” Which is why the Irish are continually celebrating. But, just a bit more on St. Paddy’s Day.
But besides St. Patrick’s Day, there are many more days to celebrate, as well as having an excuse to belt down a few drinks. So, let’s begin with some of the ones I found interesting for the month of March.
1st: National Pig Day
Unless you’re into that stuff. But I don’t think that’s what they’re referring to when it comes to national Pig day.
1st: Peanut Butter Lovers Day. You could either celebrate the day by taking an elephant to lunch or simply play a game entitled, “How much peanut butter can I stuff into my mouth and then try to talk to someone and make sense.”
3rd: If Pets Had Thumbs Day
3rd: If You Want To Be Happy Day
5th: Multiple Personality Day
8th: Be Nasty Day.
You can start with using the “F” word wherever you go. Or, if you’re already using that word in abundance, try not to use it on this day and then people who know you’re a nasty son-of-a-bitch will ask you WTF is wrong with you, THEN, you can tell them to f**k off.
9th: Panic Day
OMG!!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! We’re allll gonna die…OMG!! Um…er…..wait! Sorry, that’s not till the 9th. Neverrrrrrr mind.
11th: Johnny Appleseed Day
12th: Girl Scouts Day
17th: St. Patrick’s Day
18th: Goddess of Fertility Day
20th: Extraterrestrial Day
22nd: National Goof Off Day
24th: Chocolate Covered Raisin Day
26th: Make Up Your Own Holiday Day
27th: National Joe Day. Yes, we all know “Joes” that deserve recognition on this special day. Joe Blow, Average Joe, G.I. Joe, Joe Cool, (Snoopy) and the ever popular, “Cup of Joe.” However, personally, there’s one Joe I’d like to forget.
28th: Something On A Stick Day
29th: Smoke and Mirrors Day
31st: National Clam on A Half Shell Day
Well, there ya have it folks. All kinds of ways to celebrate the month of March. Now just pick out which one you’d like to celebrate and enjoy.
Me….I’m going to celebrate that one on the 26th of March, “Make up Your Own Holiday Day.”
Which is this one I made up up. And hope it catches on. Which is, “National Avoid Women With PMS Day.”
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