Monthly Archives: February 2015

Very Soon My Television Set Will Be Turned Into A Planter In My Yard

Very soon I will be suffering from a condition I call, “NWWOFTVS.” (Nothing Worth Watching On F**king TV Syndrome”) I suspect there will be a new medical profession catering to those of us who suffer from this condition. Or a … Continue reading

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Coffee: The One Drink That Keeps Me From Going Ballistic

Yes, you could argue the point that hard spirits, booze, hooch, spirited libations, moonshine and such numb the mind on occasions when you’re ready to pound the hell outta some numbnut who drove you, to use and old phrase, “drove … Continue reading

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Lesley Gore ………….. 5/2/1946 – 2/16/2015 Gary Owens ………….5/10/36 – 2/12/2015

When you’ve spent half your life playing records on the radio as a disc jockey, you always feel a sense of loss when an artist whose records you played day in and day out passes on. Especially at such a … Continue reading

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Lady Ga Ga Gets Engaged? Oh Nooooooooooooo. Say It Ain’t So Lady….(sob)

I’m absolutely heartbroken. Devastated. Downtrodden. Depressed. Life is over as I know it. (sob) Lady Ga Ga is officially engaged to that actor who starred in the movie “Zero Dark Thirty, 33 year-old Tayler Kinney. (sob) Oh sure, get engaged … Continue reading

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!#@!%$#! Snow! Whoever The Hell Is Praying For This…STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok you no good rotten ratfink snow lovers. STOP praying for all this freakin’ damn snow! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! Look, I like snow just like every other New Englander who grew up here. It’s comforting. Pretty. Scenic. Nice to play … Continue reading

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Here We Go Again. Another Question About Why We Men, (most of us) Are Into Women’s Boobs.

First…..Happy Valentines Day…….ok…..on to the serious stuff here…………… Look folks, I’m a red-blooded American (Italian) male and if I said I wasn’t into ogling women’s boobs I’d be lying through my teeth. So, it was with curious interest that, when … Continue reading

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Celebrating 73 Years. OMFG!!!!! What The Hell Did I Do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes folks…I’m blowing my own horn. IF, I actually had a horn to blow. Um. WAIT! (running outside and blowing my truck horn) OK….I feel much better now. Yes people. I am celebrating my (gasp) 73rd freakin’ birthday today. Which … Continue reading

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