It’s sooooooooooooo cold here in New England that I ran into a hooker today and she wanted to charge me twenty bucks to blow on my hands…..ba da boom ba da bing…..
Well, you get my point here folks. Which is…..IT’S FREAKIN’ COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyhow, time for some of those it’s soooooo cold jokes.
It’s soooooo cold I saw a dog frozen to a fire hydrant
It’s soooooo cold I’m roasting my nuts over an open fire.
It’s soooooo cold the snowman I built in my front yard headed for a warmer place………………
It’s sooooooo cold I saw a flasher describing himself to women.
AND…..freezing your ass off isn’t just a saying……………..
It’s sooooo cold if you put your false teeth in a glass they chatter.
It’s sooooo cold people aren’t calling the fire department when their house is on fire.
It’s sooooo cold inmates on death row are begging for the electric chair.
It’s sooooo cold Hell actually DID freeze over. Which, gave those snowballs a chance in hell….so to speak.
It’s sooooo cold my computer froze. Um, come to think of it, that’s normal….even when it’s not cold.
It’s sooooo cold, when people spot one snowflake they go into a state of panic.
It’s soooooo cold a man is talking on the phone to a friend who lives in northern Maine, just near the Canadian border. The friend says that, since early that morning, the snow has been nearly waist-high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero, he says, and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.
Finally, it’s sooooooooooooo cold, I finally had to let it all out………..
Ok….I f-f-f-f-feel m-m-m-m-uch b-b-b-b-better n-n-n-n-now………
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