WARNING: Today’s MW Blog Contains Graphic Nudity. (ho hum)

If you read the news it seems like EVERYBODY seems to get freaked out by anything that deals with nudity. Point…..that woman who went totally ballistic about that “GQ” magazine cover I wrote about the other day.

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Aghhh…OMFG!!! Nudity!!!! Nudity!!!

ME? Nothing freaks me out. Especially nudity. I could give a rats ass who goes nude or when TV programs or movies show nudity or partial nudity. Only because I’ve seen myself nude and if THAT doesn’t freak me out, nothing will.

So, because nudity has been around for quite some time, as well as the people who get totally freaked out about nudity, I thought I’d freak them out even more by making a point that, as I just said if you were paying attention, nudity has been around for a very long time, AND, that it’s not going to go away, so……GET OVER IT!!!!!!!

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Yeah, well go freak out somewhere else pal

I believe Adam and Eve were the first nudes and that totally freaked out God who then created fig leaves so that Adam and Eve would not offend anyone else by being totally naked. Not that there was anyone else to freak out back then considering that serpent was the only other thing around other than Adam and Eve.

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Sure, always blame the snake

Soooo my fine naked feathered friends. I present to you some LP album covers that made people who never go nude totally berserk. Simply because I was bored today and also because I wanted to freak out more people who have nothing better to do with their lives than freak out over naked images of people.

First….to set the tone for today’s blog…….The “Communication Aggregation” with an appropriate tune:

Judy Collins wanted to go totally naked on her album “Hard Times For Lovers.” But, instead over her totally naked (pant) body on the cover, (lest we freak out shoppers in a record store) they put her totally naked photo inside on the record album insert.

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What you saw in the record store racks

And……………………………

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What you saw when you got the record home and looked at the inner sleeve. (photo was censored …..but, not by me)

Blind Faith got a lot of flack for this cover showing a young girl. Or it may have been flack from King Kong fans who thought they edited Kong outta that airplane scene because HE was naked.

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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

The Scorpions had a neat cover for anyone who was into chewing bubble gum and needing a place to dispose of it when the flavor was gone. The LP insert was a bit more graphic, actually showing more gum and a fully exposed breast. Along with an unwrapped gum wrapper……I think.

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Sorry honeeeee, but at least I didn’t get it on your dress

The ever popular and totally unknown rock group “Moms Apple Pie” tried to sneak this LP cover into the stores in 1972, but fortunately smart ass censors figured out, brilliantly, that the open slice of pie resembled a vagina. One of the main reasons sales of apple pies surged that year.

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Want a slice or the whole “piece” sweetie?

“Roxy Music” could have been way ahead of their time considering this cover kind of resembles that “GQ” magazine cover. But I always thought the title of this should have been, “Not Tonight Dear, I Have A Headache.”

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Sign language

Robert Palmer in his “Pressure Drop” album felt some pressure from one particular body part when he entered his hotel room and found the maid naked. His comment, “Hey, the room service in this hotel is great!!!!!”

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Hmmm, wonder what will happen if I push this button for more room service

Donna Summer’s album “Love To Love You Baby,” showed a twinge of a nipple but it wasn’t enough to make nipple freaks freak out. However the song itself DID freak them out. Go figure.

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Sorry, I couldn’t find my outfit so I just grabbed this apron

Now, most of the previous album covers were non freak out covers. But, that said, here’s the mother of all freak out album covers, “Two Virgins,” John Lennon and Yoko Ono, that should have freaked out EVERYBODY!

However, the record company, smart as they were, knew people would freak out so they sold the LP with a paper bag type cover. So if you wanted to see the actual cover you had to buy the album, take it home, and THEN freak out. Or, have your parents freak out. Or any animals living in your home.

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Bush league if ya ask me

 

And, had that album cover been exposed without the paper bag covering, this may have been the reaction from anyone browsing the record racks…………..

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Her thoughts at seeing the list price of that album

 

Finally, an album that blatantly displayed pussy. Totally disgusting.

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Ohhhh….pet me baybeeeee

And even worse, the time I inserted my photo onto that same “Grease” album cover. However, no nudity was involved. Sorry.

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Olivia and a fully dressed Misfit (1979)

However, for those of you wishing you could see a semi-naked Misfit, (senior citizens in assisted living facilities) I give you this. (crank up your pacemakers)

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I’m the one wearing black socks. It was a bit chilly that day

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Former disc jockey, (Dick Jones) 30 years, and author of, "I Could Have Been Famous But Sex, Love & Life Got In The Way" available at Amazon.com books, & Kindle, "The Covert Chamber" a mystery novel available at Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble, and "Forgotten" the story of two WWI pilots who were forgotten for over 70 years available on Amazon.com and Kindle
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5 Responses to WARNING: Today’s MW Blog Contains Graphic Nudity. (ho hum)

  1. katydidknot says:

    Nudity is always an easy way to get people up in arms. Not sure exactly who it is who gets so upset about nudity, but whoever it is, they’re always there, lying in wait for a nipple.

  2. bob says:

    there was no naked pic inside the judy collins lp. she was semi nude on the cover and on the inner sleeve but no pic inside thats nude, your photo is a fake

    • misfit120 says:

      Thanks for your input. I will add that there was some controversy over her posing nude and possibly at some point the inner sleeve with the actual nudity was pulled. I simply went on line and found the photo you said was fake. It could be and then again it could not be. Who knows. But, that said, perhaps you might want to do some research on the subject and see what you can find. Feel free to let me know if you find any clarification. Appreciate the feedback. : )

  3. bob says:

    no problem will do some digging, im also buying 3 copies of that record that are still sealed from 1979 so i will keep ya posted,,,

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