I Wasn’t Going To “Touch” This “Penis Size” Story…But…..WTF!

After this first lead off cartoon, it all goes down hill from here folks.


Damn! Give a woman an inch and she..um…er….neverrrrr mind

Sometimes it’s really difficult for me to resist writing about sex stuff. Not because I’m a pervert mind you, (my other half would beg to differ with me) but because I figure if a prominent site like “The Huffington Post” gets to write about sex, screw it, so am I.

And their subject line in this particular article was, “Does Penis Size Really Matter?”


Perhaps a magnifying glass as well

So, being a bit curious, and having one myself, a penis that is, I thought I’d give a “hand” at helping the rest of you who may have missed that article a “heads” up on what the results were when the Post asked that question.

First and foreskin….oops…..sorry….I meant, first and foremost, here’s a few lines (in quotes) from the Post article:

“Does penis size really matter?”

“As a new AsapScience YouTube video explains, there’s a fascinating evolutionary history behind the human penis — how it became the largest of any primate’s both in absolute terms and in proportion to body size. But as to whether people find big penises particularly attractive, well, it’s complicated.”

“It would seem a penis in proportion may be most desirable,” Mitchell Moffitt, co-creator of the ASAPScience series, says in the video. “After all, over-exaggerated traits, even those related to attractiveness, can often be a sign of problems.”


OK….um……now a few responses from people on the Internet who gave their own opinions.

George Smirnoff

NEWS FLASH!!! Women with big garages like big cars!!! (OMG, who knew?)
  • Christina M Ellman ·

    A tight fit helps get a woman off.A man who gets women off would know that.
  • Karen Paetow · · Top Commenter · Groton, New York

    OMG who knew that women’s “garages” accommodate vehicles of all sizes……We just appreciate quality over quantity!

Soooooo. Some varying opinions there folks. Including one about parking your penis in a garage. Which, I guess would fall in line with driving, or having a “Mini Cooper”…..if ya catch my drift.


Reality sex, then…..watching reality TV

So, what did this study finally determine? Again, the quote from the “Huffington Post” article:

“A 2013 study suggested that while women may be more attracted to men with larger penises (particularly if they’re also tall and fit) that interest starts to taper off when a penis measures larger than 7.6 centimeters in its flaccid state. But other studies cited in the video found that gay men do show marked preferences for larger penises.”

So I guess there can be a lot of debating about penis size depending on who you ask.

I personally am NOT going to ask ANYBODY, (this includes my male friends) ANYTHING about what THEY think about penis sizes.

Another tip here for anyone who may be unfortunately incarcerated and serving time. DO NOT BRING UP THAT SUBJECT EITHER.



Now, I may be strange, and a bit outta the loop, but I’ve never given any thought to the size of penises. Just doesn’t seem to come up in any of my everyday conversations.

It’s not like I call my friend Bobby or Tom and say to them, “Soooo, I was kinda curious, just how big is your penis?”

I mean, they’re the only two friends I have on the face of the earth. Do ya think I wanna have them think I’m some kinda nut job asking them that question.”

And, who gives a rats ass about what size a penis is anyhow. With the exception of course of a few of those people who made those comments above.


Sooooooo….in this case…..size does matter

On top of that, the article posted this quote as well:

“Of course, some scientists will tell you that many things rank higher than penis size when it comes to picking a mate. It turns out that the person attached to the penis makes a difference too.” (Mitchell Moffitt)

Exactly my point.

Ya gotta look at it this way. If you were a woman in a bar and the beast from “Beauty and the Beast” or the “Hunchback of Notre Dame” hit on you, me thinkith you would NOT be thinking to yourself, “Geez…..wonder what their penis sizes are?”

Then again, if size is all that matters to you………………


Well…it’s about this big……

One more final note here. If by chance you are concerned about your own penis size and just happen to be one of those flasher type guys and when you flash your Johnson women laugh at you, might wanna consider this tactic and still get your jollies…..nudist colony flasher

In conclusion, I tend to agree with that comment Karen made above. “Quality over quantity.”

Um…….Karen…..give me a call……heh, heh.

Oh yeah…..if a woman answers, hang up.

Just sayin.’

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Former disc jockey, (Dick Jones) 30 years, and author of, "I Could Have Been Famous But Sex, Love & Life Got In The Way" available at Amazon.com books, & Kindle, "The Covert Chamber" a mystery novel available at Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble, and "Forgotten" the story of two WWI pilots who were forgotten for over 70 years available on Amazon.com and Kindle
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2 Responses to I Wasn’t Going To “Touch” This “Penis Size” Story…But…..WTF!

  1. katydidknot says:

    I saw a story a couple weeks back about how many penis enlargement operations occur – by country.

    It turns out Germany is BY FAR the penis enlargement capital of the world.

  2. misfit120 says:

    Germany! Go figure……if that’s the case and they are tops in penis enlargements why do they build such small cars…IE Volkswagen….just sayin.’

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