Ok, so a lot of us have hidden talents. Mine is being stupid on a consistent basis. Which I’ve managed to fine tune over the years. Which is quite evident when you read these blogs.
But, that said, a lot of us do have hidden talents that most people, like our close friends, know nothing about.
Now take for instance celebrities. We all know them for what they do. Sing, act, perform, and get drunk on occasion.
So I was quite amazed by some information in the August 18th edition of “TIME Magazine” which featured celebrity hidden talents.
For instance, Pierce Brosnan learned how to breathe fire when he studied circus arts. Which, I suppose comes in handy if you smoke or wanna save a few bucks firing up your backyard grill and not have to buy propane.
Geena Davis is a master archer and actually made the 1999 U. S. Olympic team semifinals. Until she shot her poor old mother in the butt. My guess anyhow. Hey….why else would she be an actress instead of being a master archer.
David Arquette learned to knit from his grandmother and appears on the cover of the book, “Celebrity Scarves 2: Hollywood Knits for Breast Cancer Research.”
Hmmm. I also learned something like that once. Crocheting. But all I could make were stinkin’ potholders.
But the one celebrity that stood out in that article was “Mad Men” star Christina Hendricks.
Now, let’s pause for a moment here just in case you did not read that article and don’t know what her hidden talent is.
First, and verrrrrry foremost, a photo of Christina:
Ok….stop ogling ya damn perverts. Pay attention here for cripes sake!
Yes….I KNOW you’re thinking her boobs are her hidden talents. But, you idiot, they’re NOT hidden. So you’d be wrong.
Now, observing THAT photo, and reading, as I did in TIME Magazine, that Christina plays the…..WAIT FOR IT……………plays the…..
ACCORDIAN! Would you be saying to yourself…OMFG!!!! THE ACCORDIAN!!!!!
Now those of us familiar with the accordion, and know what it takes to play it, would be saying to themselves, as I did, how the hell does she play the accordion without getting injured?
One more photo of Christina to emphasize my point…..or hers.
I don’t know if it’s just me, but I can see the guys at “TIME” snickering when they posted that blurb about Christina playing the accordion. AND……hoping they can catch her at some point actually playing the accordion.
So, in conclusion, as that old master accordionist Lawrence Welk might have said to himself while observing Christina playing the accordion………”Wunnerful Wunnerful.”
“Deeeeep breaths Christina…..deeeeep breaths!!!!!”
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