Christina Hendricks Has WHAT Hidden Talent? OMFG!!!!!!!!!

mmmmm

Um, ok….but can you then bleed for the color cameras?

Ok, so a lot of us have hidden talents. Mine is being stupid on a consistent basis. Which I’ve managed to fine tune over the years. Which is quite evident when you read these blogs.

But, that said, a lot of us do have hidden talents that most people, like our close friends, know nothing about.

Now take for instance celebrities. We all know them for what they do. Sing, act, perform, and get drunk on occasion.

*hic....Goldie Hawn after a few and maybe a bit hawney...um....horny....whatever

*hic….Goldie Hawn after a few and maybe a bit hawney…um….horny….whatever

So I was quite amazed by some information in the August 18th edition of “TIME Magazine” which featured celebrity hidden talents.

For instance, Pierce Brosnan learned how to breathe fire when he studied circus arts. Which, I suppose comes in handy if you smoke or wanna save a few bucks firing up your backyard grill and not have to buy propane.fire2

Geena Davis is a master archer and actually made the 1999 U. S. Olympic team semifinals. Until she shot her poor old mother in the butt. My guess anyhow. Hey….why else would she be an actress instead of being a master archer.

GEENA! You son-of-a-bitch!!!!!!

GEENA! You son-of-a-bitch!!!!!!

David Arquette learned to knit from his grandmother and appears on the cover of the book, “Celebrity Scarves 2: Hollywood Knits for Breast Cancer Research.”

How knitting evolved

How knitting evolved

Hmmm. I also learned something like that once. Crocheting. But all I could make were stinkin’ potholders.

But the one celebrity that stood out in that article was “Mad Men” star Christina Hendricks.

Now, let’s pause for a moment here just in case you did not read that article and don’t know what her hidden talent is.

First, and verrrrrry foremost, a photo of Christina:

mmmmm

Or….to be pricise…”talents.”

Ok….stop ogling ya damn perverts. Pay attention here for cripes sake!

Yes….I KNOW you’re thinking her boobs are her hidden talents. But, you idiot, they’re NOT hidden. So you’d be wrong.

Now, observing THAT photo, and reading, as I did in TIME Magazine, that Christina plays the…..WAIT FOR IT……………plays the…..

ACCORDIAN! Would you be saying to yourself…OMFG!!!! THE ACCORDIAN!!!!!

YES….THE ACCORDIAN!

Aghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Aghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Now those of us familiar with the accordion, and know what it takes to play it, would be saying to themselves, as I did, how the hell does she play the accordion without getting injured?

One more photo of Christina to emphasize my point…..or hers.

mmmmm

Instead of “I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener”……I wish I were an accordion

I don’t know if it’s just me, but I can see the guys at “TIME” snickering when they posted that blurb about Christina playing the accordion. AND……hoping they can catch her at some point actually playing the accordion.

Me too.

Yep.....Brittany had the same problem

Yep…..Brittany had the same problem

So, in conclusion, as that old master accordionist Lawrence Welk might have said to himself while observing Christina playing the accordion………”Wunnerful Wunnerful.”

“Deeeeep breaths Christina…..deeeeep breaths!!!!!”

(pant)

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Former disc jockey, (Dick Jones) 30 years, and author of, "I Could Have Been Famous But Sex, Love & Life Got In The Way" available at Amazon.com books, & Kindle, "The Covert Chamber" a mystery novel available at Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble, and "Forgotten" the story of two WWI pilots who were forgotten for over 70 years available on Amazon.com and Kindle
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