Yes, it’s true! It’s true! Archie Andrews took a bullet and Betty, Veronica and Jughead are all in mourning. (sob)
I thing Reggie, who never liked Archie in the first place might be a suspect if ya ask me.
This news release from the AP yesterday.
YES! Archie is gone. BUT…..was there a conspiracy involved in his shooting?
I mean, the Associated Press reported Archie’s demise on Monday and he was actually shot on Wednesday. Sounds like THEY knew something in advance if ya ask me. They even knew all of the details before Wednesday. WTF?
Here’s another quote from the AP story:
“The famous freckle-faced comic book icon is meeting his demise in Wednesday’s installment of “Life With Archie” when he intervenes in an assassination attempt on Kevin Keller, Archie Comics’ first openly gay character. Andrews’ death, which was first announced in April, will mark the conclusion of the series that focuses on grown-up renditions of Andrews and his Riverdale pals.”
Did ya catch that part of the quote that says, “Andrews’ death, which was first announced in April.”
Need any more proof of a conspiracy? It was all planned out months in advance. No good rotten conspiratorial ratfinks. Yeah, I know Archie wasn’t as clean cut as we all think, but he didn’t deserve to be shot.
But how much ya wanna bet the AP and Jon Goldwater, Archie Comics publisher and CEO deny all knowledge of any conspiracy. This is what Goldwater said to the press:
“He dies heroically. He dies in the manner that epitomizes not only the best of Riverdale but the best of all of us. It’s what Archie has come to represent over the past almost 75 years.”
Smart. Realllly smart to make those comments to the press if you don’t want people to think you were involved in a conspiracy.
Seems to me the AP and Goldwater know an awful lot. Like this press release:
“Apparently, in the next issue, Archie’s final moments will be detailed in “Life With Archie” No. 36, while issue No. 37 will jump forward a year and focus on the Riverdale gang honoring the legacy of their red-headed pal, who took a bullet saving his gay friend Kevin Keller. Keller is a married military veteran and newly elected senator who’s pushing for more gun control in Riverdale after his husband was involved in a shooting.”
The plot thickens.
And Goldwater, further implicating his involvement in the conspiracy, went on to say:
“We wanted to do something that was impactful that would really resonate with the world and bring home just how important Archie is to everyone.”
WE? WE? Yes…he said “WE.” More proof of a conspiracy.
So, now that I’ve exposed this conspiracy, who was the actual shooter? How many shooters were there?” Who were, besides the AP and Goldwater, the actual conspirators? And was there a grassy knoll nearby?
Well, of course they’re not saying. Of course not.
What we need, and should demand, is a full-fledged investigation similar to “The Warren Report” which investigated the assassination of JFK.
However, considering a majority of Americans today do not believe The Warren Report, as it too resembled a comic book, or books, all 26 volumes, the Archie murder final report might turn out the same way.
Another thing. How come Archie first appeared as a teenager in 1941 and still looked the same today? My guess is that today, had he not been shot, he would have been 73. Or older considering he was already a teenager in 1941. Yet another coverup.
The publisher went on to say, “Andrews’ passing isn’t just a publicity stunt but also a lesson about gun violence and a declaration of diversity in the new age of Archie Comics.”
“Archie is not a superhero like all the rest of the comic book characters,” said Goldwater. “He’s human. He’s a person. When you wound him, he bleeds. He knows that. If anything, I think his death is more impactful because of that. We hope by showing how something so violent can happen to Archie, that we can — in some way — learn from him.”
Can ya see what’s happening here folks. This conspiracy will encourage other publishers to band together, if they get away with this dastardly crime, and before ya know it, other comic book characters will be done in. When will it end? OMG!
Superman, the man of steel, hauled off to a steel mill and melted down and made into a 2014 Kia Avella. Captain America knocked off and resurfaces in another comic book as Captain Aruba. Spiderman weaves his last web when he’s eaten by a black widow spider. The Incredible Hulk is forced to go on a diet and becomes The Incredible Wimp.
Or even worse, Blondie and Dagwood get a divorce. OMFG!!!!
And all that because they knocked off Archie.
Next thing you know they’ll knock off Lil Abner and the entire town of Dogpatch.
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