I Really Love Sarah Palin. She Makes Me Look Freakin’ Smart.

One if by land. Two if by moose. Three if on Fox News.

One if by land. Two if by moose. Three if on Fox News.

(Palin)

“He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin’ sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed.” –Sarah Palin, botching the history of Paul Revere’s midnight ride, June 3, 2011

My favorite Sarah Palin quote about the ride of Paul Revere. (sniff)

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Fact: How “Hostess” “Ding Dongs” got their name

Gawd bless you Sarah. You really make me look smart. Boy could I have been labeled an Einstein in my High School history class if you sat in front of me.

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Damn! She was always smart in History class

Do ya think “I” could have run for Vice President or had my own TV show or been in the news every time I opened my mouth because I was stupid in school? NO!

WHY! Because stupidity was not the “in thing” when I was going to school. All the smart ass know it alls always got the teachers praise for getting all the answers correct while I was the laughing-stock of the class.

So what if I too thought Paul Revere warned the British that the British were coming. Even though the British knew that they were coming. The only people who didn’t know the British were coming were the colonists because the British never responded to the colonists invitation to come and visit, and when, unexpectedly, the British did show up, it was Paul Revere’s job to alert the colonists they were coming. Just so the colonists could be ready with food and stuff.

That was MY answer in History class. Do ya think “I” got an “A” for that? NO! But let Palin tell it differently and SHE gets all sorts of high grades. WTF!

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From that famous scene in “Saving Private Ryan” when Tom Hanks attacked a German bunker with his set of Revereware

Now she’s a big celebrity making gazillions of dollars for opening her mouth and calling for the impeachment of the President, along with several million gazillion other trolls on the Internet, and once again goes to the head of the class.

The “class” being the same place where I once stood, and was labeled as “class clown” but the difference being that being a “class clown” or in Sarah’s case, the “class idiot,” she’s actually making money by just opening her mouth and saying stupid stuff that only stupid people buy into.palin7

Look, I know there are a lot of people who absolutely hate President Obama. Which is fine. It’s a free country and you can speak your mind. That’s the nature of politics. And it’s fine to criticize the President for whatever. Again, the nature of politics.

BUT….that said….how many times can you scream “impeachment” over every single thing Obama does? Or any President for that matter. As in baseball, you can’t argue balls and strikes or you’re outta the game. Or look pretty damn stupid.

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Ohhh, bless his little bipartisan heart

Which basically means unless you have, what I laughingly refer to as “FACTS,” or to put it a bit clearer, “IMPEACHABLE FACTS” you shouldn’t go around screaming “impeachment” every time any president farts or burps.

WHY?

Because you look like a freakin loony toon….as does Palin. And, oh yeah, most recently the ever popular superstar Jon Voight. His comments:

“Five years ago, I stated that Obama would take the country apart piece-by-piece, that he would cause a civil war in this country,” Voight read on Saturday in a statement on Mike Huckabee’s?? Fox News show. “In hindsight we can see how many things have come to pass.”

And we all know that any celebrity who opens his mouth is absolutely correct. Having experience playing all sorts of characters gives any celebrity vast knowledge on political affairs. As does living in Alaska, running for VP and being able to see Russia from your back porch does.

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Damn! This is all Obama’s fault

In fact, I, for one should be able to make such statements too.

My qualifications include being able to see the sky, which we all know is the same sky that is over Washington, D.C., so being able to see that, I have vast knowledge of WTF is going on in Washington. Makes sense to me. About as much sense as seeing Maine from my back porch from Connecticut.

BUT…..it doesn’t matter. What matters is whatever you say, if it’s feeding your “impeachment” frenzy you simply love it.

A damn talking mynah bird could call for Obama’s impeachment and the trolls would rally along with it and most likely that mynah bird would get its own TV show, or, at least an appearance on Fox News.

Personally I haven’t heard so much impeachment stuff since Bill Clinton got a blow job in the White House. And that was only because the rest of Congress was pissed off that he didn’t share getting a blow job with them. Bastard.

Cripes, I’d get pissed off if too if I missed out on that. Maybe even call for his impeachment just to teach him a lesson to share in the future.

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Which was, me first, the rest of Congress second in line

But, in conclusion, getting back to Sarah (duh) Palin. If you’re not smart enough to know that she’s just jumping on the “impeachment” bandwagon, then give me a call. I’ll sell ya a bridge in Brooklyn realllll cheap.

Impeachment proceedings are going….and pay attention here trolls, “NOWHERE.”

But, if all of you insist on promoting this nonsense, why not at least get a credible source to scream out impeachment. Someone that has a lot of credibility. Someone that won’t look like a complete idiot. And knows their history about Paul Revere’s ride.

Say like…………..

The Three Stooges……..

Can’t be any worse than Sarah Palin.palin2

Just sayin.’

(UPDATE) Just to show you the hatred I get sometimes when I write a humor blog on politics, here are two responses¬† from the “Troll” website “Sodahead.”

Todd~AFCL~PWCM~JLA

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In all honesty, Sarah Palin is a lot smarter than the idiot who wrote the article you linked. You see, she actually did get it right when she said Paul Revere warned the British, http://www.usnews.com/opinion…
Calling for 0bama’s impeachment is not ignorant, in the least, if you also charge Biden as an accomplice, along with Nancy Pelosi and most of the DNC.
So, going by what I know of Sarah Palin, I would have to not only say she is very intelligent, but that she is also much smarter than you are, as she did not link to an idiot for proof of another person’s lack of intelligence, the way you did. All you have succeeded in doing with this post is show that you have a chronic hatred of a smart and beautiful lady who disagrees with you and that your own intelligence is seriously lacking.

The Lib Hater

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Why do libs always post crap about Palin, when it’s 0bama who is destroying America? Worthless Fools are what they are, and nothing more.

 

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