WTF! Obama Cut The Line At A Restaurant! Grounds For Impeachment if Ya Ask Me….or Sarah Palin

 

President Barack Obama jokes with patrons as he orders barbecue for himself and the people in the front of the line at Franklin Barbecue in Austin, Texas, Thursday, July 10, 2014. Austin is the final leg in his three city trip before returning to Washington. At right is Kinsey Button, who introduced the President in his speech earlier that afternoon. (AP Photo/Jacquelyn Martin)

Sooooo, ya go to a restaurant, stand in line behind a few people, and who walks in, the President of the United States. And what does he do? Stand in line like everybody else and wait his turn? Noooooo. The damn SOB cut the freakin’ line.

Grounds for impeachment as far as I’m concerned.

Cripes, I’d impeach ANYONE who cut in front of me while I was in line. Bastards.

mmmmmm

Psssst. Quit bitching….the leper is a Democrat!

But, that’s what happened at an Austin, Texas barbecue restaurant, “Franklin Barbecue,” (no relation to Ben Franklin as Texans never liked him either)

I think a lot of Texans told Ben to go fly a damn kite or something.

As “Yahoo News” reported, “It’s common practice to let a president cut to the front of the line at a dining establishment. After all, the president arguably has the busiest schedule on the planet. Plus, having a president standing in one place only creates headaches for everyone else who is just trying to get some food.”

And that’s only because the President has to consider using his Executive powers when deciding what to buy when he’s at a restaurant because Congress first of all has to ok what he spends on food and what it is exactly he’s ordering. Lest there be yet another Congressional investigation.

Same as being married and your spouse has to ok what you spend on food.

The President of the "Society For the Prevention of Pig Abuse" reacts to the Presidents visit

The President of the “Society For the Prevention of Pig Abuse” reacts to the Presidents visit

So how do you handle yourself if your going to cut the line in front of a bunch of other ravenous people?

You pay for the meals of two customers standing behind you.

But, this could be considered an impeachable offense as well. If Sarah Palin gets wind of this. Yep, the President spending U.S. Taxpayers money on buying food for people who could otherwise pay for it themselves.

And then WTF do those freeloading customers do? Why they go full hog and order three pounds of beef, two pounds of ribs, a half a pound of sausage and a half a pound of turkey. Damn SOB’s taking advantage of a government employee.

Hey....snarf...if da President's buyin'....slurp....ahm takin' advantage of da deal....slurp

Hey….snarf…if da President’s buyin’….slurp….ahm takin’ advantage of da deal….slurp

The quote the President  made: “Hold on, now. How many folks are you guys feeding? Just kidding,” Obama said.

And, as if things weren’t bad enough, the President was going to pay cash but whipped out a credit card for the tab which came to $300 for those moochers and his staff. $300 at a barbecue joint. WTF!

Now I’m well aware that Speaker of The House John Boehner is suing the president and that Sarah (duh) Palin is calling for impeaching the President and that Porky Pig is calling for an investigation because of  barbecue insensitivity to pigs, but isn’t there something better to sue or impeach the President for?

I mean, something that will stick.

Um, not quite what I had in mind

Um, not quite what I had in mind

 

No you idiots....not these either

No you idiots….not these either

Hmmmm…….

Like maybe suing or impeaching him for just being the President. Makes sense to me.

How dare him be President for 8 years when we all know that John McCain, Sarah Palin and even Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan actually won the election. Both times!

Obviously we should be suing the American people who voted for Obama both times for being stupid. YES! Everybody knows those other candidates were far better to run the country and would pay less for food at a barbecue place than Obama.

AND….they’d NEVER cut in front of people in line.

Geez…..just cutting in line is grounds for impeachment. And we all know Presidents can be impeached for far less things. Such as acts that would obviously destroy our country as we know it.

mmmmm

But he lied about having sex!!!! Obviously a grievous impeachable offense.

How many times have you gotten pissed off because someone cut in line in front of you? Yeah…bet ya wanted to beat the livin’ crap outta that person.

Just because he’s the President means he can cut in line? WTF! Who the hell does he think he is. The President of the United States or somethin.’

And we all know that a lot of people do not consider him to be a legitimate actual bona-fide elected President of the United States. Like Donald (birther) Trump for instance.

mmmmmmm

I love clowns. So guess which one I chose

The f**king nerve of him cutting a damn line. Bastard.

I, for one, am banging off a letter to Sarah Palin and telling her to scrap her call for impeaching the President for his immigration policies which call for due process when dealing with immigrants. Impeach him for cutting a line Sarah!

Yeah…….right now! Who TF does he think he is.

Where the hell does he come off cutting lines in restaurants and holding immigrants till they receive due process. Deport them SOB’s immediately….if not sooner.

Um…..wait a sec……

Didn’t George W. Bushwhacker sign something that said illegal immigrants should receive due process before they are deported? DAMN!

“Originally pushed by a bipartisan coalition of lawmakers as well as by evangelical groups to combat sex trafficking, the bill gave substantial new protections to children entering the country alone who were not from Mexico or Canada by prohibiting them from being quickly sent back to their country of origin.” Signed by George W.  Bush.( 2008)

William Wilberforce Trafficking Victims Protection Reauthorization Act that helped redefine how we handled undocumented immigrants from countries other than Mexico and Canada.  Under this act the law requires that undocumented children from other countries be handed over to the Department of Health and Human Services to be cared for.  They’re also given legal counsel and advocates to explain how to seek asylum or other ways to stay in this country.

So when children from Central or South America come here, this act requires that we care for them.

But I’m not saying Republicans are wrong for blaming a president for passing such an act that possibly encourages immigrants from non-contiguous countries to come here.

They’re just blaming the wrong one.  See, this act was signed in 2008 by President George W. Bush. 

– See more at: http://www.forwardprogressives.com/president-signed-act-encouraging-thousands-undocumented-kids-sent-borders/#sthash.jwJ4UH4J.dpuf

William Wilberforce Trafficking Victims Protection Reauthorization Act that helped redefine how we handled undocumented immigrants from countries other than Mexico and Canada.  Under this act the law requires that undocumented children from other countries be handed over to the Department of Health and Human Services to be cared for.  They’re also given legal counsel and advocates to explain how to seek asylum or other ways to stay in this country.

So when children from Central or South America come here, this act requires that we care for them.

But I’m not saying Republicans are wrong for blaming a president for passing such an act that possibly encourages immigrants from non-contiguous countries to come here.

They’re just blaming the wrong one.  See, this act was signed in 2008 by President George W. Bush. 

– See more at: http://www.forwardprogressives.com/president-signed-act-encouraging-thousands-undocumented-kids-sent-borders/#sthash.jwJ4UH4J.dpuf

William Wilberforce Trafficking Victims Protection Reauthorization Act that helped redefine how we handled undocumented immigrants from countries other than Mexico and Canada.  Under this act the law requires that undocumented children from other countries be handed over to the Department of Health and Human Services to be cared for.  They’re also given legal counsel and advocates to explain how to seek asylum or other ways to stay in this country.

So when children from Central or South America come here, this act requires that we care for them.

But I’m not saying Republicans are wrong for blaming a president for passing such an act that possibly encourages immigrants from non-contiguous countries to come here.

They’re just blaming the wrong one.  See, this act was signed in 2008 by President George W. Bush. 

– See more at: http://www.forwardprogressives.com/president-signed-act-encouraging-thousands-undocumented-kids-sent-borders/#sthash.jwJ4UH4J.dpuf

William Wilberforce Trafficking Victims Protection Reauthorization Act that helped redefine how we handled undocumented immigrants from countries other than Mexico and Canada.  Under this act the law requires that undocumented children from other countries be handed over to the Department of Health and Human Services to be cared for.  They’re also given legal counsel and advocates to explain how to seek asylum or other ways to stay in this country.

So when children from Central or South America come here, this act requires that we care for them.

But I’m not saying Republicans are wrong for blaming a president for passing such an act that possibly encourages immigrants from non-contiguous countries to come here.

They’re just blaming the wrong one.  See, this act was signed in 2008 by President George W. Bush. 

– See more at: http://www.forwardprogressives.com/president-signed-act-encouraging-thousands-undocumented-kids-sent-borders/#sthash.jwJ4UH4J.dpuf

Ok,….Ok……just a minor glitch there. Sorry.

Picky, picky picky

Picky, picky picky

In that case I say we ask Sarah to call for impeaching George W. Bush too.

Um…WAIT!

Sorry, I’m a bit wrong there. George W. Bush can’t be impeached. He’s no longer our leader.

Hmmmm.

What to do?

Sarah! How about this. We impeach the President and appoint George W. Bush as acting President and THEN impeach HIM and that would solve all of this blame game stuff.

THEN, we could have a whole new election and elect someone to be our new President who would appeal to everyone.

How simple is THAT!

Now who would fit that bill…….

Hmmmmm.

Who would appeal to everyone?

I got it!

GOD. Yes, we elect God to be our next President.

mmmmm

Probably doesn’t have a birth certificate either

Then again, there are so many different Gods, we’d have to have a huge primary.

Anyhow, who the hell (oops, sorry God) is gonna EVEN sue or impeach that guy for cripes sake.

Lest you get a ticket straight to hell.

Just sayin.’

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