A New Craze. “Bubbling.” All I Can Say About This Is, Staaaaaand Back!!!!! Waaaaay Back!

Just to set the tone for today's blog

Just to set the tone for today’s blog

I like to think that writing this stupid blog and scouring the World Wide Web I’m pretty much on top of things. But, for some reason I missed this story. Most likely because I was busy fending off Internet Trolls or when I saw the story about “bubbling” I thought it was about people drinking from water fountains or a fixation with bubble wrap packaging.

Which most likely prompted me to say to myself, “ho hum,” who gives a rats ass about people drinking from water fountains or playing with bubble wrap.

Ooooo, can I play with you...um, I meant the bubble wrap

Ooooo, can I play with you…um, I meant the bubble wrap

Alas, I was a bit too hasty in that assumption. As was brought to my attention by my friend Charles in Australia. Thank you Charles for sending me this disgusting story. Which also leads me to say, “WTF are you people in Australia doing down there!!!!!!!!!!”

Ya see folks. It’s like this. If you don’t keep an eye on those Aussies you tend to miss out on a lot of new trends that will eventually find its way to our shores here in America. So, again, thanks to Charles, and yours truly, here’s the latest trend out of Australia.

Yes….you too can get in on the action of “bubbling” and be the first in your town to gross the hell outta everyone.

Soooo. What exactly is “bubbling?”

Wrong. Not this....but verrrry close

Wrong. Not this….but verrrry close

No, it’s not hanging around a park or building water bubbler and doing gross things like taking a drink and making water come outta your nose. It’s worse.

It’s, now how do I put this diplomatically without grossing everyone out?

Hmmmm.

Screw it! No way to put it other than tell you that bubbling is peeing in your mouth.

Sorry, but that’s the most diplomatic way I could put it. DO NOT SHOOT THE MESSENGER! Which would be me.

Now this all came to light recently when Todd Carney, a player for the “NRL,” (National Rugby League) was photographed, as “The Sydney Morning Herald,” so aptly put it, “sampling his No. 1, (pee) at a hotel urinal, sparking a social media storm and swift action by club officials.”

(his agent has denied all this and said that he was set up)

Regardless, this “bubbling” stuff has set off a new trend with other people “bubbling” and posting their antics on social media sites.

Again, I’m trying to be diplomatic here, but, how the hell can ya be diplomatic writing about people peeing in their mouth for cripes sake? Unless there’s a shortage of urinals in Australia, then that would be completely understandable. Don’t wanna make a mess by peeing in your pants or on the floor ya know.

This has gotten so out of hand that people are posting their “bubbling” photos on “Facebook” and the site has been taking them down, only to be inundated with more peeing photos and on and on.

I'm guessin gthe next trend to come out of Australia will be "dogging."

I’m guessing the  next trend to come out of Australia will be “dogging.”

Now just to show you exactly how disgusting this whole story is, which, I might add, was reported in graphic detail on the website “Metal Insider,” here’s what THEY wrote with regard to an American hardcore punk band, “Trash Talk” who were performing on stage when, “this dude straight up pissed into his own mouth in the middle of the mosh pit:

“It went everywhere. All down his shirt and in his hair, he seriously went for like a solid minute. It was feral. And yes he just went on like nothing happened afterwards, it was one of the funniest/strangest most disgusting and confusing things I’ve ever seen in my life.”

Next to, of course, Ozzy Osbourne biting off the head of a bat. My guess anyhow.

Stop Ozzie.....it's Batman!

Stop Ozzie…..it’s Batman!

Or the time Ozzie bit off Kermit the Frog’s head…………..ozzy1

And even worse, the time Ozzie ate Sharon Osbourne’s leg……

Now I’m not quite sure if someone actually caught the image of Carney “bubbling” and posted it on social media sites, but it appears that may be the case. If so, it is costing him his career.

mmmmm

I stand corrected…….damn paparazzi

Ya just never know who the f**k has a camera when you’re simply trying to pee. Or you’re just thirsty and can’t find a water bubbler. Or you’re just a plain idiot. Or all three.

But, if you think Carney is kinda weird for doing that bubbling stuff. Might wanna cut him a bit of slack here folks.

British adventurer and television presenter Bear Gryllis, (no relation to Smokey or Yogi) has imbibed, (drank) his own urine via a rattlesnake skin flask, downed faecal liquid extracted from elephant dung, (yuk) snacked on deer poo and rehydrated by way of an enema while rafting.

“Its’ amazing what you can do when  you’re hungry,” Gryllis said.

(scuse me a sec while I barf)

AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU’RE HUNGRY!!!!

How about going to a freakin’ McDonalds or Burger King for cripes sake!!!!! Eat a damn plant! Find a damn berry tree or somethin.’ Pee in your mouth………um…..no, forget that last one.

mmmm

Gryllis’ friends wear this shirt when they are around him

So, there ya have it. The latest trend out of the land down under. Where never is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day….but people pee in their mouths.

I certainly hope this new trend does not make its way here to the states. It’s all I can do to handle people burping and farting in an elevator…..never mind peeing in their mouths. Or, to be a bit more diplomatic….”bubbling.”

mmmmm

Too late, it’s already caught on in the U.S.

In conclusion, my sincerest appreciation to Charles for enlightening me on this new trend. Thank you sooooooo much.

Now I have to go……………….

And gargle with an entire  bottle of mouthwash just to get those “bubbling” images outta my mind.

Maybe two bottles.

Just sayin.’

(NOTE) For more on this “bubbling” story follow this link: http://www.buzzfeed.com/richardhjames/everyone-needs-to-stop-trying-to-make-peeing-into-your-own-m

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2 Responses to A New Craze. “Bubbling.” All I Can Say About This Is, Staaaaaand Back!!!!! Waaaaay Back!

  1. Charles says:

    We think its unfair, so does Claire on Twitter.

    Claire Sutherland@brolga2 Follow
    Bubbling is yet another example of sexism in footy. How can ladies participate?

    5:45 PM – 29 Jun 14
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    and-
    Joe Hildebrand@Joe_Hildebrand Follow
    I know people are shocked by Todd Carney’s sacking but apparently the issue had been bubbling for some time. #toddcarney

    7:42 PM – 30 Jun 14
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    PETER HELLIAR@pjhelliar Follow
    Todd Carney loses Sharks contract but picks up a Listerine Mouth Wash endorsement. #toddcarney

    4:46 PM – 29 Jun 14
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    Peter Ford@mrpford Follow
    Just appalled by Todd Carney and that picture. Cargo pants are soooo last decade. Sack him!

    3:46 PM – 29 Jun 14
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    • leilani parker & Richard Vittorioso says:

      Hmmmm……one good point in these comments. How “DO” ladies participate? Possibly by employing some yoga techniques. My guess anyhow.

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