Monthly Archives: May 2014

Why Your Dog Hates Certain People. Or….Is Just Plain Nuts.

I own three freeloading cats. Or, they own me. It’s a toss-up on that. But, I think I’d rather own three cats than three dogs, or any dog for that matter. Now don’t get me wrong here doggie lovers. I’ve … Continue reading

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Pat Sajak Needs To Guess The Letter “F” and Buy A Vowel. Like Maybe “U.”

Look, I’m NOT going to debate the issue of global warming, unless it has to deal with my loss of hair and how my own globe gets warmed in the hot sun. THAT I’m an expert about. But actual global … Continue reading

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The MisfitWisdom All American Guide To “Sideboobs.”

I have no idea how long the term “sideboob” has been around. Probably for eons. I’m basing this on the fact that I mentioned in one of my blogs the other day that when us boys were kids in school … Continue reading

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A Sign*, (*signs) Of The Times, That Will Drive You Nuts.

Each and every day we are surrounded by a gazillion signs that tell us to “stop,” “go,” “yield,” “fart,”…..um, well maybe not that last one, but as far as I’m concerned they should have one like that posted around public … Continue reading

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OMFG! Washington is Actually Worried About Zombies? Really!!!!!

Look, I never really concerned myself about zombies. EVER! Not even after watching zombie movies late at night on TV or even in a movie theater. And, to top that, having been married and divorced twice, no flesh-eating zombie can … Continue reading

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YES!!! Finally! Ultimate Tools For Class Clowns

we Having been the “Class Clown” while I was in high school, I often wonder if that tradition still continues. You know, the one kid whose sole duty is to make the entire class laugh, then get himself, or herself, … Continue reading

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Laid Back Sunday: Subtitled: What the F**K Happened To Me….Besides Old Age?

A friend of mine recently celebrated his 72nd birthday. Which I consider amazing considering I’m hovering around that area as well. BUT, that said, I don’t look 72, feel 72, or act 72. Mostly because my brain is still operating … Continue reading

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