Stop The Presses! Limbaugh Is Upset! Um, So What Else Is New?

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Obviously, Rush, being totally unbiased, would have been a better choice to replace Letterman than Steven Colbert

Rush Limbergercheese is once again upset about something he has no control over……….comedy…….which Limbaugh has no clue about. Comedy that is.

This time he’s spouting off about “Comedy Central’s” Steven Colbert who will replace David Letterman as host of “The Late Show.” Named appropriately because it’s on late. Makes sense to me.

Rush is all up in a twitter….um….no, that’s a social media site, sorry. Rush is all up in a tizzy, (not a web site) because, as he stated, “CBS has just declared war on the heartland of America.” Because Colbert was picked to replace David Letterman.

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Bastards!

I was somewhat concerned about Rush’s comments about “war on the heartland of America” because does this mean that those of us who do not live in the “heartland of America” are safe? And what exactly IS the “heartland of America.”

(Definition)
The heartland of America refers to the internal rural states.
“Heartland” is commonly used to describe the region west of the Mississippi River and east of the Rocky Mountains.
These Heartland states contributed significantly to America’s development as a global economic power.

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We don’t need no stinkin’ government farm aid……we’re independent

Ohhhhh. I get it. CBS is only going to attack those states west of the Mississippi and east of the Rocky Mountains by hiring Steven Colbert to replace David Letterman.

WAIT! I really don’t get it. Why is it only the “heartland of America?’ Doesn’t the rest of the United States have hearts too? WHAT! Are we heartless? WTF!

Hey Rush…..what the hell did ya mean by that anyhow?

RUSH: “no longer is comedy going to be a covert assault on traditional American values, conservatism. Now its just wide out in the open. What this hire means is a redefinition of what is comedy.”

Redefinition of what is comedy? HUH?

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We’re sorry, all lines to God are temporarily busy. Please try your prayer later. Or try our Hell hotline which is much faster.

Isn’t um, comedy when ya make people laugh at stupid stuff? I could be wrong here. Let’s see what else Limbergercheese had to say that might shed some light, or at least a candle, on WTF he meant.

“They’re blowing up the 11:30 format under the guise that the world is changing and people don’t want the kind of comedy that Johnny Carson gave us, or even Letterman. They (us I guess) don’t want that anymore. It’s the media planting a flag here. Maybe not the media’s last stand, but it’s definitely a declaration.”

And he went on to add, “CBS showed no interest in selecting a host that appealed to both sides of the political aisle. They hired a partisan, so-called comedian to run a comedy show.

OMFG! They hired a partisan who calls himself a comedian to run a comedy show!!!!!!

Holy crap!!!!!

Ya mean that when Steven does comedy it’s strictly partisan? And when someone like Jon Stewart does comedy it’s partisan too? Both do not show both sides of the story using comedy? Just so that you can get a laugh by not only getting ONE SIDE of an issue? How f**king inconsiderate of them.

DAMN! I gotta stop watching comedy shows and get my laughs from Fox News, Rush and Hannity. Lots of impartial comedy there folks.

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Um, Rush….is there a MisfitWisdom Blogger in there?

I think what upsets Rush is that Steven Colbert is now going more mainstream with a spot on a major network like CBS. Yes, Steven had a huge following on “Comedy Central” but replacing Letterman will give him even more of a following. Not good if you want someone who will be a lot more compassionate to “the heartland of America.”

Who, as we all know, are the only ones who ever watch the Letterman show. Right?

Hmmmm. Time to cue in an Internet troll….at random of course.

 

“It should be no surprise that any mainstream media outlet and especially a network TV outlet like CBS would select a liberal for this show. First, one hard liberal is replacing another and the media is as liberal as the show’s hosts. Disappointing? Yes (but I don’t watch this bull anyway). Surprising? No.”

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Let’s not forget those Nazi liberal X-Men

Sooooo. Basically what all this Rush/troll comment stuff means is that from now on we need to have some sort of vetting system when a network selects who will replace ANY host on a TV show. Kinda like Congress when the President wants to name an appointee and they have to question that person to see if they’re qualified.

Congress:

“Sir, do you have any political affiliations?”

“Um, no, I never vote for anyone.”

“Are you a liberal or a conservative?”

“Um, no…..I’m Irish.”

“Are you beholden to any religion that we may consider a threat to America’s heartland?”

“Um, no sir, I’m an atheist.”

“Do you believe in the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, Elves, and Sarah Palin?”

“Um, yes but…….”

“No explanation needed son. But one final question. If we confirm you to be the new host of The Late Show” will you promise us you’ll be totally unbiased when it comes to “America’s Heartland” and politicians?”

“Ya mean I can’t do any comedy routines about wheat?”

“Yes…..no rural heartland wheat jokes.”

“Yes, I can do that.”

“OK….you’re confirmed. Now give us all one liner about Hillary Clinton.”

So that’s how it should go. Why hurt the feelings of any one group when selecting a new host for any TV comedy show. Make them suckers tow the line and conform to what comedy is all about.

Just like the comedy Rush and Hannity do on their daily show each and every day.

Now THAT’s Comedy!!!!!!

And totally unbiased.

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Former disc jockey, (Dick Jones) 30 years, and author of, "I Could Have Been Famous But Sex, Love & Life Got In The Way" available at Amazon.com books, & Kindle, "The Covert Chamber" a mystery novel available at Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble, and "Forgotten" the story of two WWI pilots who were forgotten for over 70 years available on Amazon.com and Kindle
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