WTF! “F” OMFG, Do I Give A F**K! and More Of The Same.


Not getting the punch line in a joke

Ya know, I’m really getting a bit f**king tired of having to type what I just typed, which was f**king using asterisks because it’s the polite way of writing things. But…I do it just to please the censors at f**king “WordPress.” Along with other f**king sites that would get all the f**k bent outta shape if I actually typed the word f**k and then censor me. Which then makes me say to myself, WTF!

Now why am I on this f**king tirade today. Because I’m tired of all this f**kings stupidity over one f**king word for cripes sake. Grow up censors! Grow up America! For f**king cripes sake GROW THE F**K UP!


Um…would that say, “Are you out of your f**king mind?”

What set me off was watching Louis Black on the Jon Stewart show on “Comedy Central” on Tuesday night attempt to do a funny skit. Was it funny? Well, if the censors hadn’t bleeped out every other f**king word that had the word f**k in it would have been.

If you’ve seen Louis Black in person you know what I’m talking about. It’s like watching the late George Carlin do his “Seven Words You Can’t Say On TV” without actually hearing those seven words.


Yes Virginia…God has a sense of humor.

(for those of you living under a rock or still being shielded by your parents, here’s Carlin’s routine. DISCLAIMER: MisfitWisdom will not be held responsible for little Dick or Jane clicking on their computers and learning about the “F” word via the Internet and this video clip)


Just ask Janet Jackson

Watch the show “Justified” and you’ll hear “bullshit” or “asswipe” or words of that nature. But the almighty world destructive and mind warping word f**k….no way Jose.

I don’t get it.

I mean, sure, all those politically correct idiots will say, “OMG….if my little Dick or Jane so much as heard that word on TV they’ll be traumatized for life. Yeah right you damn idiots.

Like little Dick and Jane won’t hear that when they start to enter the school system and Bruno, the class bully says, “Gimmie yer f**king lunch money or I’m gonna beat the crap outta ya.”

OR…see it scrawled on the walls of the boys or girls room.

Mommies….daddies….REMEMBER?  Do you remember the first time you heard that awful word? Better yet, do you remember how old YOU were when you actually did what that word implies. Teens maybe. OMG!

And guess what! You’re still alive!!!!!!!!


Ahhh….just give him a lobotomy

Now a lot of bawdy jokes contain the word f**k or various combinations of that word. And they are funny. As is use of that word in an action movie when it is, what I call, “appropriately” inserted into the dialogue. Like when the bad guy gets away from the cop during a chase scene and the cop yells out, “F**K!”

Should he instead yell out, “Oh gee whiz and gollee.”

One of my favorite jokes is about the elderly couple sitting on their porch. Now imagine me telling this joke to someone without using the “F” word.old couple sex1

Herman: “f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k.”

Martha: “f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k.”

Herman: “f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k”

Martha: “f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k.”

Herman: “f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k.”

Martha: “Ok Herman, that’s enough oral sex for tonight…I’m gettin’ tired.”

How in the hell could I tell that joke without using the “F” word?” It’s kinda lame looking just looking at it when I typed it.


Censoring at its extreme

Here’s another one for ya as an example: Now first take into consideration that the word “cock” can be used quite innocently. Such as when referring to a rooster. ‘The cock crowed three times” BUT…use it in reference to a man’s anatomy and OMFG if ya said that on TV censoring idiots would go berserk.

I for the life of me always wondered how the hell they ever got away with publishing that book entitled, “Who Killed Cock Robin.” (actual book, look it up) It was probably a censor that killed him.

Late night TV, action shows, movies shown on TV are all still bleeping out the “F” word along with a few others. BUT…..head chopping, dismemberments, eye gouging scenes, rapes, blood and gore, and perversion are all ok for little Dick and Jane to see.

“Ohh mommy, look at that guy whack that other guy’s head off with a f**king axe, how horrible.”

“JOHNNY!!!! You know I don’t want you saying that word. What the f**k is wrong with you. Now go to your room before I whack your f**king head off with an axe.”

Yep, it’s ok to see all that violence on TV, just don’t react to it by using the “F” word or a few other various of it that include the addition of the word “mother,” or ending with “ing.”censor10

Bottom f**king line here censors. Off color or bawdy words never, as far as I know, ever killed anyone. Personally I can’t ever recall ever wanting to go out and either commit a crime, kill anyone, or rob a bank because I heard the word f**k.”

I would think, considering the violence in today’s society, that movies, videos and or video games that depict graphic violence would contribute more to an unstable individual committing a crime rather than hearing the word “F”.

If anything, hearing the word “f**k,” in certain circumstances, might wanna make me actually wanna f**k. Romantically speaking of course. Which is one reason I never get upset when anyone says to me, “f**k you.”

So, in conclusion, here we are in the 21st f**king century and a bunch, or a few idiots still control what we can and can not hear or see on TV. I won’t even touch on nudity. Although I do like to “touch” someone that’s nude….preferably a woman of course. Your choice.


OMG! Pigs kissing!!!!

I just had to spout off today because it frustrates the hell outta me when at my age, (waaay over the ol hill) I still have to be subjected to censoring.

Don’t want Dick and Jane to hear the “F” word? Then don’t let them watch programs where it might be said.And if they do hear it….so f**king WHAT! Guess what….they’ll still be alive for years to come. Hard to comprehend isn’t it.

Or block their freakin’ ears with a banana or something.

Oops….um, maybe not a banana. That too is sexually suggestive when ya think about it…

According to a lot of censors if the banana is depicted in various situations.


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Former disc jockey, (Dick Jones) 30 years, and author of, "I Could Have Been Famous But Sex, Love & Life Got In The Way" available at books, & Kindle, "The Covert Chamber" a mystery novel available at and Barnes & Noble, and "Forgotten" the story of two WWI pilots who were forgotten for over 70 years available on and Kindle
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