Monthly Archives: January 2014

The “NEW” Updated “Wizard of Oz.”

If THIS is any indication of how Dorothy will look in NBC’s new mini series, “Emerald City” coming to your network Oz TV this year, then I’m in folks. Maybe. Then again, being the demented sort of slug that I … Continue reading

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Nut Farmers Are Going Nuts Over Nut Thieves Thieving Nuts

This nutty story out of Escalon, California will drive you absolutely nuts. It’s bad enough that thieves are hacking into our credit information and driving all of us nuts, now we have to worry about the price of nuts rising … Continue reading

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Petitions: On Chickens and Crematoriums. WTF!

I recently became aware of a chicken problem in a place called Baiadia, Australia, which is far far far far away from me, as well as a lot of other of my blog readers, but, not far from one of … Continue reading

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The Super Bowl….Butterfinger Candy Bars and, (gasp) SEX!!!!

You all know the old saying, sex sells, just ask any hooker. So, with that thought in mind, a new “Butterfinger” candy commercial should drive politically correct anti sex freakazoids ballistic. Not to mention that it already drives them crazy … Continue reading

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Geez….Am I Stupid Or Just Dumb?

Yes folks, I am facing a serious crisis here. Trying to determine if I am stupid or just dumb. I seriously had some doubts as to my brain functioning as a normal person’s brain would function, considering I write this … Continue reading

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The Latest Fetish: Food Porn. Quick…pass me a banana.

Now all of us know that there are a lot of strange people roaming the earth. Besides my friend Charles who lives in the land of Oz and sends me news links about strange stuff like today’s subject, food porn. … Continue reading

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True Crime Freaks…Have I Got An Auction For You!!!!

Yes, a once in a lifetime opportunity to bid on infamous gangster and no good nik Whitey Bulger’s personal effects. Or, as they say in gangster lingo, “poiseonal effects Guido.” How about a one of a kind of treasure map … Continue reading

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Australian Woman Proves Men Are Lower Than Amoebas

I for one, being a man, never once doubted that men are lower than amoebas. Maybe even lower. And, for those of you who have no clue as to what an amoeba is, here’s the official “Funk & Funkit”  dictionary … Continue reading

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How The Hell Did I Miss Out On “No Pants” Day!

Ya know, being a short person, just slightly above the “dwarf” stage, (5’4″) I have suffered my entire life with trying to get pants that fit me. They just do not make clothes for short people like me. Yep, they … Continue reading

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NEVER! I Say NEVER EVER Watch A TV Series.

See this guy and his wife pictured above……..they’re not only convicted spys who’s are behind bars for the rest of their lives, um….er……oops……sorry…..wrong picture. Um, let’s start over. See this guy who’s pictured below. He’s not only a convicted spy … Continue reading

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