Dennis Rodman Said WHAT!!!!!!

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Let’s not forget Dean Assad and Jerry Ahmadinejad

Hey…..WTF is Dennis Rodman doing using my “rats ass?” Yeah Dennis…..There’s no way I want you using my rat and his ass in your comments to CNN’s Chris Cuomo about your trip to North Korea.

Ok, I know you got all bent outta shape because Cuomo was asking you about your trip to that wonderful country and questioned you about why you and the rest of your basketball team would want to go to a country that just executed Kim Jong’s uncle and is holding an American citizen, Kenneth Bae, but why drag an innocent rat into this.

You could have said in response to Cuomo’s question, “I don’t give a dogs ass, instead of using my rat’s ass, considering rumors have it that Kim Jong fed his uncle to a bunch of dogs. Now that would have made much more sense to me. Again, considering those dogs may have eaten Kim’s uncle’s ass.

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OK….I give up…..which one is the dog?

But to drag down innocent rats is another thing. Ya didn’t see Kim throw his uncle to a bunch of rats did ya?

And besides, I myself could give a rats ass, including mine, if Rodman wants to go to Korea with a bunch of other players and play basketball. Ya wanna go there, fine. BUT….expect some sort of flack from reporters and the media when ya come back if you get a bit testy when they ask you questions that you don’t like.

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Just a bomb full of laughs….um…..I meant barrel.

Soooo, Rodman defended his trip to North Korea along with the rest of the NBA players for an exhibition game in honor of Kim Jong’s 31st birthday by saying, “”It’s a great idea for the world. It’s all about the game. People love to do one thing. This is what we are trying to do.”

Sounds logical to me. I guess Rodman thinks this is the way to get through to North Korea and show them that , “Hey, we’re not all bad back here in America ya know. SEE…..we even play basketball.”

Which I personally think he means that basketball is great for softening relations between North Korea and the rest of the world. You know, go to North Korea, shoot a few hoops, watch Kim’s uncle get eaten by a bunch of dogs, wave to that U.S. citizen that Kim is holding prisoner, and then fly back home and get all pissed off when you’re asked some questions.

Hi Uncle ***

Hi Uncle Thaek…love ya…..but…um….not that much.

So how did Rodman respond to Cuomo when asked about Kenneth Bae’s detention? Rather than about basketball.

“I don’t give a rat’s ass what the hell you think. You are the guy behind the mike right now, we are the guys who have to go back to America and take the abuse.”

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Visual for those who are hearing impaired

So Cuomo then asked Rodman if he knew what Kenneth Bae did and if he understood it all.

Rodman’s response: “Kenneth Bae did one thing, if you understand – if you understand what Kenneth Bae did, did you understand what he did in this country?”

Then Cuomo asked: “What did he do?”

And Rodman replied: “No, no, no, no! You tell me! You tell me!”  As he pointed his finger at the camera.

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Along with “pointing” out other things to Kim

Fortunately no photos of any rats were displayed during Dennis’ outburst. Otherwise I wold have had to contact the “RAADL.” (Rats Ass Anti Defamation League)

So basically I can kinda see both sides of this confrontation. Dennis simply wants to go to North Korea and play basketball with other NBA players. Just like the rest of us who would like to go to North Korea on vacation or something. I hear it’s a really nice place and you don’t have to pack a lot of clothes because everyone dresses the same.

On the other hand, Kenneth Bae’s family want’s to know why he’s being held considering it’s been over a year and they are in the dark. So, perhaps Cuomo was just trying to see if Dennis had some information that could be passed on to Bae’s family. Considering that Dennis and Kim Jong are now really great buddies.

“Soooo Kimmy, what’s new since we last saw each other?”

“Oh nothin’ really Dennis old boy. Still watchin’ my collection of Steven Seagal and Sylvester Stallone movies. Fed my uncle to a pack of wild dogs. Oh yeah, and still have some guy from your country locked up in a cell somewhere because at some point I might be able to trade him for something that I desperately need.”

“Really! Like what?”

“Oh well, I really haven’t given it much thought, which is why we’ve been holding him for over a year now, but I’m sure something will pop up. Maybe a deal with “Mens Wearhouse” for some new suits. Cripes, we’ve been wearing these same outfits for eons.”

Might wanna go with that one Dennis…..worth a shot.

Geez....

Geez….no wonder the guy is always pissed off at his relatives

But I’m still ticked off at Dennis using my rats ass. Next thing ya know he’ll be using my blog header phrase, “DILLIGARA.” Um….actually I think he already did. Is there no honor between basketball players and rats asses here?

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In case you read the e-mail version of my blog and have never seen MY rats ass, this is it. Um…the rat is on the right.

To defend his position even further, with regard to visiting North Korea and befriending Kin Jong, Rodman went on to say, “It’s amazing how we strive on negativity. And all of a sudden we’re like, this guy, this guy, this leader, does anyone notice, anyone know that this guy is only 31 years-old?”

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WTF he meant by that I haven’t a clue. Unless he means that we should all know that this guy (Kim Jong) is only 31 years old and so far none of us have bothered to send him a birthday card.

Come to think of it, I never got a birthday card from him either. So why the hell should I send him one. Then again, maybe that’s why he’s so pissed off at us Americans. No one ever sends him a card.

Maybe Kenneth Bae works for “Hallmark Cards” and he’s holding him till he starts getting birthday cards. Maybe Kim Jong’s uncle got more birthday cards from Americans and that’s why Kim had him fed to the dogs. You know how jealousy can make ya do strange things.  Who knows?

HEY! If

HEY! If Rodman can be sort of an ambassador….why not Snookie and Boo Boo. And for good measure lets include Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty and give rats a break

But I think Rodman needs to chill out a bit and realize that if he is, in his own mind, an ambassador of sorts, he should expect the type of media scrutiny he’s receiving considering how reclusive that country is and the lack of any information coming out of North Korea with relation to Kenneth Bae, as well as who makes all those neat clothes for North Koreans.

“Kim Jong Wearhouse”…………………”You’re gonna like the way you look……………..just before we feed ya to the dogs.”

Ah So....you gonna like the way you look...for a few minutes anyhow

Ah So….you gonna like the way you look…for a few minutes anyhow

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2 Responses to Dennis Rodman Said WHAT!!!!!!

  1. katydidknot says:

    It’s always hard when you hang out with murderous dictators, though.

    You want to show everyone pictures of you at the beach and they keep bringing up the crimes against humanity crap.

    That’s how it was with me and Pinochet. No one wanted to see the ceramics we did together.

    • leilani parker & Richard Vittorioso says:

      Yeah, ain’t that a bitch Katy. And I bet they were nice ceramics too.

      Click here for my daily blog.https://misfit120.wordpress.com

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