Happy “NUDE” Year…..Literally!

Earlier in the day I posted one of my favorite New Year’s cartoons. Then it got me thinking of the blog I wrote back in 2013 on New Years Day.

NOTE: This is NOT sexual harassment, demeaning women, groping, feeling, touching, grabbing pussy, which apparently is ok considering Trump does it and is STILL President and all his followers think it’s ok. AND….”I” didn’t take ANY of these photos, I’m just reposting them. SO THERE!!!

For those of you insane people who do not understand humor, STOP! Go to another blog site and bitch there.

For those of you who enjoy humor, continue on and I hope you get a good laugh on this last day of 2017.

Let’s all hope 2018 is much better than 2017. More laughter, more getting along with one another, and most of all, common sense.

Happy Nude Year…um…er…..soreeeeee, Happy New Year everyone.

 

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My favorite day to wish one and all a “Happy New Year,” and at the same time use my age-old line of, “Happy Nude Year,” as I like to reflect on who took it all off in the year 2013.

Does

Does a champagne cork count?

First, let’s take a look at a list of celebrities as compiled by the “Huffington Post” who posed nude or were asked to pose nude. NO….I was NOT on that list but had they offered me $20 bucks I might have considered it. I’m easy.

  • Jennifer Aniston – Turned down $4 million
  • Ashlee Simpson – Turned down $4 million
  • Denise Richards – Accepted $2 million
  • Heidi Montag – Accepted $1 million
  • Drew Barrymore – Accepted $1 million
  • Melissa Joan Hart – Turned down $1 million
  • Lindsay Lohan – Turned down $750,000, then accepted $1 million
  • Carmen Electra – Accepted $500,000
  • Nelly Furtado – Turned down $500,000
  • Jenni “JWoww” Farley – Turned down $400,000
  • Tara Reid – Accepted $250,000
  • Jenny McCarthy – Accepted $140,000
  • Kim Kardashian – Accepted $110,000
  • Pattie Mallette (Bieber’s mom) – Turned down $50,000
  • Charlize Theron – Accepted $20,000
  • Nadya “Octomom” Suleman – Accepted $8,000

So who do we have that posed naked in 2013? Besides possibly Anthony Wiener on Twitter.

Most notably was Miley Cyrus. Not that anyone over the age of 30 would give a rats ass mind you. Sorry, I just can’t help looking at Miley and still seeing Hannah Montana or some Mouseketeer posing nude. Or even worse, Marge Simpson. Then again, Marge is out of the puberty stage, unlike Miley.

First, this is the image of Cyrus that is forever imbedded in my mind. Sexy?

NOT!

OK

OK…OK…little girl…..I’ll get ya a lollipop for cripes sake.

Then, in an attempt to convince all of us that she’s in the same league with Lady Ga Ga, Madonna, and Marge Simpson, poses nude on her last video, “Wrecking Ball.” Yeah, like that’s gonna block out those tongue/ass twerking images outta my brain.

Nope...

Nope…still looks like she’s 16. Ok…get dressed dear, I’ll get ya another lollipop.

Actually, even though Marge Simpson is a cartoon she still looks a lot hotter than Miley. Then again, Miss Piggy and Jessica Rabbit turn me on too. What can I say.

MMMM

Saturday morning cartoons will never be the same again

Then there was the “Playboy Magazine” spread featuring “arrest me, arrest me ya stinkin’ cops” Lindsay Lohan who posed as Marilyn Monroe.

Nice drapes.....

Nice drapes…..

Hey, when you’re constantly making the news by getting arrested, might as well pose nude so that when the cops arrest you, then you can scope out all the places in the jail house that they have your pin ups posted and then judge your popularity with your other cellmates.

“Hey Lindsay honeeee……heh heh, guess what I’m doin’ right now lookin’ at yer pic…heh heh…” Touch of “reality show” humor there folks.

Playboy model, one of the hosts on “The View” and very outspoken Jenny McCarthy also posed nude once again this year. Although NOT while on “The View.” Which would have been a great idea considering the show IS called “The View.”

For

Damn rubber ducks catch all the breaks

Lest we forget that Lady Ga Ga has done her share of rolling around naked with steak or a prime rib adorning her body, just in case she gets hungry while posing nude, or, offering a barbecue for the film crew after the photo shoot.

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Hear no evil, speak no evil and um….oh yeah….feel no evil

There were many others who posed nude in 2013, unfortunately most of them were on porno web sites and not celebrities. So nobody really cared about them except a bunch of perverts. And the vice squad who’s tracking them down.

“Martha, was that you I saw posing naked on one of them there naked web sites?”

“Yes dear, I thought I’d share my body with everyone on the Internet. Why let them big celebrities get all the limelight.”

“Um sweetie…you’re no celebrity and you’re freakin’ 65 years-old for cripes sake!”

“Oh Harvey, stop complanin’ for gawds sake. The guy down at the CVS Pharmacy has my photo posted up on his wall and told me I resemble Lady Ga Ga.”

“Nooooooo, that’s not what he said. He didn’t say “Lady Ga Ga” he said some “lady gagged” when she saw your photo and since then sales have tripled for nausea medications.”

And our last celebrity nudist, N. E. Patriot Tom Brady’s wife, Gisele Bundchen. NO….I’m STILL not gonna get into watching football Gisele. Um…..unless you’re on the team.

Is

Is that a football under your arm?

So there ya have it. Some “Happy Nude Year” photos. One can only hope that 2014 will bring yet another slew of celebrities posing in the nude.

Considering I’m waaaay over the hill and young hot looking celebrity women really are out of my league, I’m still waiting for Helen Mirren, Sophia Loren, Gina Lollobrigida, or Ann Margaret to pose nude. Might as well be a bit realistic here considering my age.

THEN……I could replace my worn and tattered naked photo of Betty White nude that I have hanging on my wall that’s been there since 1955.

Pant

Pant……

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Former disc jockey, (Dick Jones) 30 years, and author of, "I Could Have Been Famous But Sex, Love & Life Got In The Way" available at Amazon.com books, & Kindle, "The Covert Chamber" a mystery novel available at Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble, and "Forgotten" the story of two WWI pilots who were forgotten for over 70 years available on Amazon.com and Kindle
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