Monthly Archives: September 2013

WHAT! You Want Me To Wear Freakin’ Underwear?

I’m tellin’ ya folks, it’s getting to the point that ya just can’t do anything these days without someone getting on your case about something or other. Like wearing underwear. In school. Look, if I don’t want to wear underwear … Continue reading

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The Unbelievable Hot Dog Ketchup Scandal

In the course of my useless non productive life and careers I have had the pleasure of being fired for a number of things. Most of them because I was too creative for my time, which always led a lot … Continue reading

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Things You Need To Know If You Own A Crazy Cat

On any given day you can scan “Facebook” and find six gazillion photos that people post of their cats, other people’s cats, stray cats, and possibly an occasional dog or two. So what’s the deal with all these cats? Obviously … Continue reading

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NCIS Does WHAT To Star Cote de Pablo? (Ziva)

That’s the burning question all televisionaphobiacs are asking themselves in light of a recent comment by “NCIS” executive producer Gary Glasberg. Which is, “Hey, WTF ya gonna do with Cote de Pablo? Knock her off in a hail of bullets … Continue reading

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The “Westboro Bozo Church” Strikes Again

It’s been a few months since the “Westboro Baptist Church” has been in the news. “OMG! What to do. We haven’t been in the news recently. Gawd….call Sarah Palin and ask her how we can get some attention here for … Continue reading

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To Sea…um….I Meant To “SEE” Or Not To See. THAT Is The Question.

You know what happens when you get old? You die. Actually there are no options other than that available. Yet. BUT…if there were, Medicare definitely would NOT cover it. Because who the hell wants a bunch of old people hanging … Continue reading

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Great News. If You’re Blind You Can Get A Gun Permit In Iowa

Now don’t get me wrong here folks. I have great compassion for blind or visually impaired people. However, do I want a blind person to be packing a gun? I thinkith not. Yet in Iowa, you could be walking through … Continue reading

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