The answer is…..EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Since when did watching a 20-year-old naked just out of puberty girl become a turn on?
Um….let me correct thyself.
Watching a 20-year-old naked just out of puberty girl is NOT a turn on! Unless you’re a 20-year-old “boy” just out of puberty. As far as the rest of us who really appreciate a good-looking “woman” naked….get a freakin’ life Miley Cyrus.
Cripes….what’s next…..kindergarden twerking? Honestly, it seems like it’s coming to that. The headline on Miley Cyrus’ new video, “Wrecking Ball” should be called, “Hannah Montana Goes Berserk.”
Look, I completely understand the mind-set of Cyrus. Which is, SHE’S FREAKING NUTS.!
The apparent reasoning behind going naked is to create publicity. Sure, anyone can make “Entertainment Tonight” and get a gazillion hits on “YouTube” by going naked. With the exception of Betty White maybe.
Then again, Betty White naked on “YouTube” might just get as many hits. Lots of old perverts out there ya know. Myself included.
BUT…..It’s completely understandable to want to see a mature woman naked. Well, maybe not as mature as Betty White, but somewhat mature like say, Christina Aguilera who was smoking hot this week on an appearance on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. NOW THAT’s HOT!
Picture Christina doing that “Wrecking Ball” routine in place of Cyrus and then tell me Cyrus is hotter. I’d say to you….whaddya nuts!
Christina, you can wreck my balls anytime……
But Cyrus….gimmie a break.
Miley, just a tip here. First of all you’re not mature enough to pull off a hot naked music video. Um….I don’t think you’re hot enough to even pull off going naked PERIOD!
Maybe, just maybe in a few years when your brain and body ages a bit, you just might be able to pull it off. But not right now at age 20.
Yes, I’m well aware that there are centerfold models in Playboy Magazine that are your age, but most, if not all, come across as hot looking women. For some reason you just can’t seem to pull this off.
So why is that? Perhaps the image of “Hannah Montana” still is imbedded in our minds. Perhaps it might be that a lot of us still follow your dad, Billy Ray, and find it hard to believe that we like his music, but his daughter is giving us second thoughts.
Let’s see. How do I put this.
It’s like lusting over some past hot rockers like Madonna, Blondie, Stevie Nicks, and even today’s bombshell, Lady Ga Ga. And then they have kids and SHAZAM! ya see one of their kids naked as in Cyrus, while you’re still lusting over them.
Or in another way. Women who lusted, perhaps, over Billy Ray when he was in his prime, and now are looking at his daughter and thinking to themselves, “OMG….I’m lusting after Billy Ray and his damn daughter is running around naked. Oh Gawd…..spare my Achy Breaky Heart.”
When I use the word “mature” with reference to Miley, I’m not only insinuating that she’s not mature…um…er….well, YES I AM insinuating that she’s not mature. Not mature in mind and BODY.
MILEY! Come back in 5 or 10 years after you’ve aged a bit more and maybe you might be able to sell that naked thing. Might wanna keep your damn tongue in your mouth while you’re at it. Looks like you’re lusting after an ice cream cone rather than suggesting something sexual.
Yes, there will be a lot of people disagreeing with my assessment of Cyrus. Mostly between the ages of 8 and 20. You have to cut them some slack folks. They’re still stuck in the “Hannah Montana” mind-set.
“OH GAWD JOHNNY! LOOK, HANNAH MONTANA’S NAKED!!!!”
“Ah cool it Jane, wait till ya see the photos of a naked Square Pants Sponge Bob I found on the Internet.”
Or worse, Donald Duck with his shirt off. Even worse, Smokey The Bear with no pants.
Well, at least those last two are mature enough to pull it off.
Bottom line here folks is that for some reason Cyrus might be just a tad ahead of her time. Nothing wrong with a hot looking woman going naked. But a girl just out of her teens whose body has not quite fully developed just doesn’t cut it.
Yep, in a few years Miley definitely will be able to pull it off. Maybe. Depending if her brain catches up to her body….or vice a versa. As well as shaking off that Hannah Montana image. But not right now.
A few years ago would Lady Ga Ga have pulled it off looking like this (photo below)
I restith my immature case.
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