I’m not big on fashion. In fact, to me, fashion is getting dressed in jeans and a T-shirt every morning. That’s about it. Works for me. Besides, who the hell am I or my other half gonna impress other than the mailman and the UPS or FedEx guy. And I’m sure they don’t give a rats ass what either one of us look like when we answer the front door.
However, in France this past week the annual “Haute Couture Fashion Week” runway shows took place. (this did NOT take place on an airport runway) Sometimes you just have to make these things perfectly clear.
A runway, in France, with regard to a fashion show actually is called a “catwalk.” Although no actual kittys participate. However, and I hate to be crass here folks, but considering the word “pussy” comes into mind, (mine at least) I can understand the possible naming of the runway as a “catwalk” due to the fact that mainly women walk down a catwalk. Just sayin.’
The fashion show encompassed six days of “cat walking” highlighting the works of such fashion designers as “Dior,” (which I pronounce “door”) “Versace,” “Valentino,” (not Rudolph) “Jean Paul Gaultier ” and more.
Is it me or are there a lot of French guys named, “Jean Paul?”
Anyhow, being the expert that I am on fashion, (yeah right) I took a look from a guy’s perspective at some of these fashion designs all those above mentioned designers think, or hope, will be the hot sellers this year.
So let’s take a look at a few. (for the sake of not having to type all those French names of the designers, I’m just showing the photos of women wearing the fashions)
And then there’s…..
Of course the French aren’t the only ones who can come up with really great designs. How about the Russians who not only can come up with something very trendy, but functional as well.
This next creation can be put together at home.
Lest we leave out those creative people at the “American Medical Association.”
And finally, the Royal Family’s entry.
So there ya have it. The latest hot fashions to hit the catwalks. I’m sure women all over the world are gonna jump at the chance to buy any of these outfits.
But, in conclusion, I personally like the functional designs, as in that Russian girls dress. Never goes out of style.
Hey! If you’re gonna pay a gazillion bucks for one of those French designs and only get to wear it a few times before it becomes outdated, why not go with the Ga Ga ground beef dress. Ya not only get to wear it, but eat it afterwards.
The dress you idiot….not Lady Ga Ga.
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